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About Me

My name is Spot. In my current life, I'm the bastard child of a ragdoll kitty. I was cast out into some random yard in Georgia where my grandmother found me and quickly pawned me off onto Mom as Grandma couldn't handle my kitttenish ways. I am very possessive of Mom.
In my first life, I was priest of the god Set in Egypt. It is because of his favor that I'm blessed with my ginger coloring.
In my second life, I was a Persian prince. I never rose to the throne because my younger brother from my father's second wife poisoned me. He was one of my first tortue victims in my fifth life.
In my third life, I was a Celtic bard. Again, Set blessed me with fiery red hair and my sarcasm was renowned in striking a man dead in his tracks.
In my fourth life, I was a member of the shen-shi during the late Tang dynasty. I hope to never endure bureaucracy again.
In my fifth and most previous life, I was a Carpathian warlord ... that's why I'm so cute now, as sick karmic punishment for the atrocities during my reign. However, as I committed several good works on a large scale late in my life, my cat life is also a reward. The humans may not take me seriously, but I wreck as much brutal havoc as I care, especially among the squirrels as they trust me because of my fluffy tail.
So I now live in Crayola Hall with its spacious estate with my half brother and sisters, Sinn and Ishtarl. I come and go as I please, thanks to our Cat Door, but I always find time to tormet Sinn and Ishtar and to nuzzle Mom. I created my profile with Myspace Layouts+

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My Blog

eye shit for your birthday

Yep, I got eye goo for my birthdayI feel awfulAt least, I've gotten lots of wet food and good pain killers
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 16:15:00 GMT

I love meeses to pieces

I caught a mouse. It was great. I brought it in to show Mom and Dad (I've never caught a mouse before). I had it very secure in my mouth; only the feet were sticking out. But as soon as I got through ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 16:20:00 GMT

Take that!!!

So we've been on locked down ever since Sinn, my stupid half brother broke his jaw (I think he wrote a blog about it at www.blog.myspace.com/alienreptiledog ). We can come in the house but we can't go...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 09:09:00 GMT

DENIED!!!

Now you would think that since the other day was my birthday that I could have the kind of fun that I want. Well, you'd be wrong. I brought a squirrel in this morning. He was only in Phase 2 of ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 13:07:00 GMT

Baby Bird -- YUM!!

I've been watching this bird's nest in the Magnolia in the backyard. The eggs finally hatched and, when the parents were away getting food for the babies, I climbed in the tree and snagged me a baby ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 07:51:00 GMT

Mom ran me up the tree

all 'cause I was being a punk to Ishtar - bitchWish I was an only cat!
Posted by on Mon, 01 May 2006 19:39:00 GMT

It ain't no blackbird but it sure was fun

Well, I never did recatch that blackbird but I did a get a squirrel. I let him "go" in the ivy near the house but that doesn't mean much. Squirrels don't have wings and can't get away very quickly. Ah...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 16:27:00 GMT

The one that got away

I caught the most beautiful blackbird today! Mom was out working in the yard and since she had been taking (annnoying) pictures of me earlier, I took the bird straight to her so she could to get a fin...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 10:03:00 GMT

Ghetto Kitty!

Man, life's been hard. I was really enjoying Mom being out of town because I had Dad all to myself. Just before she came home, Dad told me that some neighborhood cat came in the house. He locked the ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 16:59:00 GMT

ARGH! She'll be back soon.

Soon my dominance of Dad will be over because She is coming home tomorrow. I don't know why he prefers her snuggles to mine. I mean, she has her uses ... she does give good chin rubs and she's always ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 17:20:00 GMT