Space Cake |
So, El T-Bone was minding his own business this week, enjoying a little fines herbes, when I discovered a substance of ambrosial significance to yours truly- aka his royal highness 2Dogg. Banana Freak...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Sep 2009 21:32:00 GMT |
A New Product on the Tbone Catnip Orange Market |
In this failing economy, bitches, it is necessary to be strong like tiger, fast like cheetah and vicious like lion. For this exact reason, Toulouse Psychotropic Enterprises LLC has released its latest...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:35:00 GMT |
An Ode to Michael Phelps- Tbone style. |
Damn, bitches.The whole freakin' world is up in smoke over this Michael Phelps bong hit picture. I'm cheering him on because he bought his wares from me and Phelps is Tbone's homeboy. But people are a...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 07:47:00 GMT |
Huevos Rancheros... |
Que Onda Putos!So, at the casa de 2Dogg this week we had a bit of a bummer when the kitty fritos ran out at one of those off hours when the babe I live with wasn't home. Her dudefriend, being Mexican ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 23:59:00 GMT |
hydroFREAKINponics, bitches. |
So the babe I live with went out and bought me a new cat fountain to cure my cottonmouth. But this fountain is a freakin' work of genius and came with a very special 2Dogg friendly feature for my nipt...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:29:00 GMT |
2Dogg is one sexy motherfucker, bitches... |
That’s right, bitches, 2Dogg is orange tabbylicious...stripetastically stripeytabbytastico and HAWTHe’s lookin’ for some tail...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:24:00 GMT |
Tibetan philosophy and sex with hot chicks... |
Wasabi, bitches?So, like in Tibetan Buddhism, Dalai means "Ocean" in Mongolian, while Lama means "guru"... but apparently, it’s all freakin’ translated as "spiritual teacher".So, the new d...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:59:00 GMT |
Mi casa es tu casa, bitches... |
So, the babe I live with used to have this dude friend who kinda just crashed at la casa de 2Dogg for almost a freakin' year. But he started damaging the mellowfication of our beloved casa naranja (no...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:27:00 GMT |
The Lizard King.... |
Dudes, I am the freakin' lizard king. I mean, I know that Jim Freakin' Morrison called himself the Lizard King and shit, but, be it ever so blasphemous from a fellow psychotrope like myself, unless Mr...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:37:00 GMT |
La Casa naranja del 2dogg... |
That's right.El 2Dogg packed up his many bongs, pipes, vaporizers, dugouts, cat toys, fritos and ice cream sandwiches and moved to some new digs in ATX. But here's the freakin' most awesomest shit eve...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 14:42:00 GMT |
