My real name is Abe, short for Abraham. The age on my profile is actually my human's age.
My nicknames are The OM, Bunniculus, Bunnicules, Lovicules, Yellicules, Yellboy, Mr. Yelly, Yelliculus, Loviculus, Giant Cat, Gigantico Bunniculus, Cuddle Boy, Snugglebunny, Bunny Boy, Buggy Boy, Baby Lemur Monkey, Lemur Guy, Lemur Bunny, Menace to Society, Yelling Cat, Headbutting Cat, Pink Noser, Abe-uns, Abe-buns, Buns-cat, Buns of Abe, Bunny Buns, Bick-tailed (Big-tailed) Abe-uns, Bunzilla, Atsuo, Big Man, Big Man on Campus, Banquet of Manliness, The Orange Yeller and Abe "The Bunny" Ventura.
I have a little sister, Tsubaki , who likes to beat me up. She finally got big enough that I can hit her back when it gets to be too much, yay!
My human's name is MadKitty . I yell at her and headbutt her when I want to be fed, petted, or walked. She keeps telling me it's a good thing I'm so cute, or I'd never get away with it. She really needs to understand that she exists only to serve me...