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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sanchito Bandito
Birthday: April 1
Birthplace: in the woods off of Great Hills Trail and Cap of Texas
Current Location: south of the river
Eye Color: yellow
Hair Color: black and white
Height: standing or on all fours?
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidexterous
Your Heritage: feline
The Shoes You Wore Today: barefoot
Your Weakness: catnip
Your Fears: thunder
Your Perfect Pizza: anchovies and tuna
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting the spot on the dryer
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: would you like to stroke this pussy?
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn, mom has to wake up early
Your Best Physical Feature: my tail
Your Bedtime: around midnite, and then again at 8am. and at noon. and at 4pm.
Your Most Missed Memory: my testicles
Pepsi or Coke: milk
McDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates: i'm all about a pussy posse
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: hello, MILK.
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: M-I-L-K

Do you Sing: when someone steps on my tail
Do you Shower Daily: uh, hell no. once every 6 months and that's just cause mom makes me!
Have you Been in Love: i lost that urge when i lost my nuts
Do you want to go to College: no, i want to live at home forever.
Do you want to get Married: nope, i don't like to commit.
Do you belive in yourself: of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: when held upside down
Do you think you are Attractive: i KNOW i am attractive
Are you a Health Freak: if eating like a pig instead of a cat constitutes being a health freak
Do you get along with your Parents: i love my mommy bunches
Do you like Thunderstorms: no, it scares me
Do you play an Instrument: the skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no

In the past month have you gone on a Date: no, i don't leave the apartment EVER
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: see above
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, mommy doesn't buy'em
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: just a little bite when mommy wasn't looking
In the past month have you been on Stage: every day i sing karaoke when mom is at work
In the past month have you been Dumped: my sister cut a log on me...does that count?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i don't wear clothes but i also don't take baths so no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: dollar bills from mom's purse
Ever been Drunk: nope
Ever been called a Tease: all the time
Ever been Beaten up: before mom rescued me
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: i've got eight lives left so i'm not gonna worry about that just yet
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i am grown up
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