El Gato!

My mama was a Mexican circus bear!
My papa was a brave but reckless black cat acrobat.

Papa did not survive their satisfying but difficult lovefest. Then mama ran off with the alligator boy and left me in a ditch.
I was adopted from the ASPCA when I was a tiny baby bear cub-kitten hybrid, but after 7 years my human slaves had to give me up into foster care because the Evil Human Overlord George W. Bush sent them to Iraq to fight a war for something called gasoleeen.

My new food bitch got me from my foster slaves about three years ago and I'm still trying to train her properly. She and my archnemesis/roommate cat, Chupacabra, will eventually bend to my iron will. No one sleeps late! All food shall be mine! Beware the wrath of El Gato!