I like to watch TV. Really. It's just something about all those colors.
And eating Dorito's, but only after I lick all the powdered flavor coating off first, then I will eat them while you hold the chip of course!
And since I can no longer bathe in the sunlight outdoors while defeathering birds, I enjoy ripping paperballs apart to remain in 'shape'.
And I almost forgot! I love to wrestle and terrorize my fellow bunkmate, Lily. It's actually quite pathetic... considering she is a 60lb Blue Heeler!
I'd like to meet:
Other creatures like myself, content with life, happy to be alive, laid back enough to ride on a humans shoulder, or playfull enough to take large dogs down hard. Cool enough to eat Dorito's while watching TV, but nice enough that cuddling humans isn't considered unmasculine. And above all friendly. If this sounds like you or someone you'd like to be, then drop me a friend request.
Music:
Well, none really, But I can tell you what I absolutely hate! And that is high pitched whistling. Now the humans around me think this is just ridiculously funny, and they actually think it's cute when I run up to them (from what ever room I am currently in) jump on their chests and lightly give them a right hook on the chin until they stop. Oh ha ha... this is so much fun...... for them maybe. I'm telling you if this keeps up I'm going to ''accidentally' mistake their popcorn bowl for my kitty litter box! Then again maybe I could learn to like SnoopDogs "drop it like it's hot" eg
Movies:
Well ever since they cut my balls off, and pretty much kept me indoors,(unless tethering me to something.) I find it a bit hard to get out to take in the Drive-In experience as much as I use too.
Television:
Anything that changes scenes or colors in a timely fashion.
Books:
How to Massage Your Cat, by Alice M Brock.
Cat in the Mysteries of Religion and Magic, by M Oldfield Howey.The Cat Lover's Survival Guide, by Karen Commings.
Heroes:
Heroes: Mickey ~ Former record-holder for most mice killed: about 22,000, Mr. Bigglesworth ~ From the Austin Powers Movies, The 'other' Jake ~from the movie The Cat from Outer Space (AKA Zunar J5 / 90 Doric 4-7) ~You know the Extra-terrestrial cat w/ magic collar who makes an emergency landing on Earth?, Morris the cat ~Rescued from a Chicago area shelter 20 minutes prior to euthanasia, thus originally named "Lucky;" appeared in 40 cat food ads & a movie!, Morris II ~Another shelter rescuee who succeeded Morris as the 9 Lives spokescat; ran for president in 1988!, Felix the cat, Nacho ~The taco toting kitty from taco Bell, Tony the tiger, Lilith (OH baby!) ~Adam's first wife, who fled Eden as a vampire & became a huge, immortal black cat named "El Broosha", Cat in the Hat, Garfield, Stimpy, Heathcliff, Tom but not Jerry, Bill the Cat, Brownie (AKA Hellcat)~Who became one of the richest cats in the world when his owner Dr. William Grier left him $415,000!, The Cheshire Cat, Church ~from Pet Cemetary, Chester Cheeta, Eric the Cat ~From Monty Pythons flying circus, Figaro, Snicklefritz, Fluffy ~from South Park, Hello Kitty, Hot Dog ~Dennis the Menace's Cat, Nermal, Inga ~Weather crew cat from Mt.Washington Observatory, Sylvester the cat, Kaspar ~A black wooden cat used by the restaurant staff of the Savoy to round out unlucky parties of 13, Orion ~from the movie Men in Black, Lucifer from Cinderella, Ozreal (remember the smurfs?), Mew ~ 1 & 2, Puss-in-Boots, Ra, or Re ~The sun god Ra (or Re) took the form of a cat every night to fight the evil serpent Apopis; a solar eclipse meant defeat, Salem ~from Sabrina the teenage witch, Snagglepuss
