Tinky is Ollie's pet

I was born in the abandoned Carriage Shed between Sunnyside Avenue and Ainslie Street sometime around April of 1997 (my cat mom didn't keep very good records, and I was too young to remember). It sucks not knowing when your real birthday is, but I'm currently 9 years old, in human years.
I spent the first 5 to 6 months of my life living outside with my real cat mom, Poppy, my brother, Fidgy, and my sister, Rainman. My brother, sister, and I used to sleep in the lawnmower bag in the yard next to where my human mommy and grandmom lived. I adopted my human mommy around September, when it started to get cold at night and my brother and sister just couldn't keep me warm enough. My human mommy had never had a cat before, so I had to train her very quickly, but she was a good learner, and she had a nice warm bed that I could sleep on.
She was a real nice mom, for a human, so I decided to keep her. Now, I like living indoors so much that the outside world scares me.
Other things that scare me are loud noises, new humans, and the red light from the laser pointer (yes, I know most kitties go crazy for the red light, but I back away from it).
I have now also adopted a human daddy and a human sister.
None of them speak fluent cat, so sometimes I have a hard time telling them something, but they catch on pretty quickly when I need something and they take good care of me.
My family has many nicknames for me including "Stinky Tinky" (I don't smell, I don't know why they call me stinky all the time), "Vomit Comet", "Fuzzy Face", "Pretty Paws", and "Lump".