I am a cat named Bird. Ok, Whatever....are you done laughing? It's quite a long story and I am not sure I want to talk about it just yet, I hardly know you. I am a Maine Coon Cat. Well, at least that is what my mom tells me. I started out as an Egyptian Feline named A'Zaa Bau, and now I fancy myself as a beautiful lion of the forrest. I have a handsome gray striped Tabby fur coat, A length of 36 inches, part of that being my magnificent tail, very large black feet like a Bengel Tiger, and a very solid masculine weight of 25 pounds. I am big boned, so don't EVEN go there!!! I spend my days turning my nose up at food that is not served warm on my crystal plate, slashing my ugly sister Maggie with my huge claws, managing a rock band, and sucking up to my beautiful mommy so she will heat my lasagna to just the right temp. I am a good cat, I never do anything wrong, unlike my sister maggie who is a total nerd and smells like poop.OK....So Maggie was murdered last year in April....like almost to the day. The above paragraph is severely outdated, but I have been in mourning and not able to change my paragraph.....deal with it.....you could be next. It has to be somebody....why not you?
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