Rebel without a tail.
My name is Kone. I am a manx cat. More specifically, I am a rumpy riser manx cat, which means that I have almost no tail except for a couple vertebrae. This explains where my name originated (short for Kone-butt of course).
I was born in the autumn of 1996, and orphaned as a kitten. I sat on a stone wall for a few days before my family discovered me while on a walk a few streets away from their home. I followed the humans and one of their dogs a mile back to their home, running up and down trees the whole time. I eventually convinced them to keep me. No one can figure out where I came from, seeing as I was orphaned. I don't remember, since I was just a kitten at the time. It is often theorized by my ridiculous human family that I'm actually an alien in a cat suit beamed down from outer space to do research and collect data on humans.
I am a crispy kitty. bdrdrdrrreeoww.
