I like yogurt and sticks. And I'm the alpha male, bitch!
I like to howl when I want out. I like to howl when I want in. I like to always be first even if I have to trip you. I like to trip people. I like to saunter across the street and sleep in the middle of it. I like high, soft places. I like coming out of the woodwork when my name is called. I like biting shins. I like being creepily psychic.
My left ear blew up a while ago. I didn't like that.
I intimidate all the other cats. I also roll in the dust deposits in my front yard and want someone to pick me up. I made my own trail in the front yard. I paw out one kibble of bob chow at a time onto the floor and eat it. I drink water hunched up like a raccoon. I like being held and carried around like a baby. I kick major ass.
I am the cat Antonio Banderas. I know.
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