About Me
I don't wash myself, and I always smell like doody. The other cat yells at me for this, but I don't care. She throws up hairballs all the time, and who needs that? She also smacks my head when I am sleeping, but I don't care about that either. I am an assassin and I attack her when she least expects it.When will I be allowed to climb in to the fridge and hang out in there? I attempt this every day and am always thwarted. Is my food in there? What's in there? Are there olives in there? I need to find out right now.
