Roscoe P. Coltrane

I like to sleep by the patio window meow... it's cozy and warm there. I'm real cute when I sleep with my paw over my eyes. Really I just wish she would close the blinds meow. I'm very nosy... I must smell my captor everytime she comes home so that I know where she's been, I also must smell everything she eats. I will open the cupboards daily to inspect that everything is in it's place. I have my favorite toys and when it's time to play I'll let you know meow, and you better play when I'm ready meow... even after I fain disintrest. My favorite game is under the covers meow. That's when I jump on the bed while it's being made and get tucked in the sheets. I also enjoy rug surfing. I like to go outside and sit on the patio and watch what's going on... hummingbirds and dogs especially meow. I now have a new friend kitler who I enjoy watching from inside to make sure no trouble happens meow