Xerxes Prince of Purrrsia!

Hi my name is Xerxes, and I'm a one year-old laidback small black cat who was living outside the apartment complex like a regular alley cat when my mommy (Vegetarian Tart) took me in. She found me under a car and knew I was the cat meowing all night for the past three days. I followed her up the stairs and right into the apartment! I was scrawny and malnourished, but now I'm okay. I'm named after the Persian king who invaded Greece in the 5th century BC. Its pronounced "Zerk-zes." Sometimes she calls me Xerkey-Turkey because I'm so silly! I got a new sister who looks a lot like me, and she was kind of bitchy when I first came in. Then Mommy's roommate got a puppy, which is like a cat only smellier and not as smart. Now I have two playmates, a mommy who spoils me, and all the food in the world. What else can I ask for? Oh and I'm not bad luck!