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Angry Monkey

areallypissedoffmonkey

About Me

I'm a really pissed off Monkey who hate humans. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Flinging crap at stupid humans.

I'd like to meet:

Suicide Girls and a few of my sexy-ass MySpace friends - everyone else can fuck off.

Music:

Headbanging, punk rock, kick-ass music.

Movies:

Anything even remotely scary. I am a Horror Movie Fiend.

Television:

Lost, Supernatural, Terminator:Sara Connor Chronicles, Family Guy, South Park, Smallville, anything with Gordon Ramsey and the new Battlestar Galactica.

Books:

The Gingerbread Kingdom (yeah, I like kids books. You wanna do something about it?)

I also wanna recommend Scary Rednecks & Other Inbred Horrors by Weston Ochse and David Whitman - that's some goooood readin'!

Heroes:

Me, Myself, but not I. I can go fuck himself.

My Blog

Monkey At Work

I have been possessed by the spirit of John Belushi.  Below is a video of how I feel when I have to endure Beyonce's shitty music over and over and over again - THE SAME FUCKIN' SONG!!!! ...
Posted by Angry Monkey on Thu, 15 May 2008 04:01:00 PST

The Eighth Level of Hell

Monkey's Log : Scardate 365.21 It's been one year since I've discovered how really stupid people survive in the Rat Race.  Technically, I should have had my review on the actual Anniversary date ...
Posted by Angry Monkey on Tue, 06 May 2008 03:11:00 PST

Gullible Little Monkey

I recently had this memory flashback into my wandering mind and decided to share it with you.  When I was little, there was this really cool fence that was put up around this old house on our bl...
Posted by Angry Monkey on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:12:00 PST

Random Bitching (Spring Addition)

It's starting to get nice outside so this means that after for what seemed an endless winter, I can start bitching about the dumbfucks outside again&   Who told fat guys that they look cool when...
Posted by Angry Monkey on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:32:00 PST

Donuts For Dummies

Yesterday was Tax Day and I almost made it through without exploding.  3 minutes before the end of the day, my dumbshit boss tells me that one of the execs is going to have 4 checks going out bef...
Posted by Angry Monkey on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 07:14:00 PST

An Air of Confusion

The other day, while taking the train home from work, I got a whiff of something that I honestly don’t know what the hell it was.  It smelled like greasy, hot fried chicken from Popeye&rsqu...
Posted by Angry Monkey on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 06:04:00 PST

Smile!!!!!!!!

As expected, after dealing with relatives yesterday for Easter, I get to bitch about something. Have you ever noticed how fucking annoying people with Digital Cameras can get? Here is what I have to ...
Posted by Angry Monkey on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:51:00 PST

A New Annoying Train Person

I was wondering when the newest one would show up and bigger than shit, she appeared today.  All I had to hear was one sentence to know it was going to be a fun ride home - "I love coming home be...
Posted by Angry Monkey on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:20:00 PST

A McBlog

OK, it’s St.Patty’s Day so I have to blog with an Irish touch.  So, what the fuck ever happened to Grimace’s cousin, Patty O’Shake?He seems to have disappeared into the friggin...
Posted by Angry Monkey on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:21:00 PST

I’d Rather See Catwoman

Everywhere I look on MySpace, I see people using CATS as their main pic.  As I write this, I have 29 psychos using a cat photo as their avatar.  I know because I counted (also because I have...
Posted by Angry Monkey on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:20:00 PST