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Crummy Saint

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About Me

I am an introverted know-it-all, and nobody likes me, no matter how hard I try. Nobody likes a loser! So, I figured I would experiment a bit and put my true essence out into the ether. Say what?. It's been proven once and for all that this is not simply a local phenomenon, but a part of natural law. Holy shit! Thanks, Bill Nye! I'm trying very hard to learn the ability to keep what's in my head from poisoning the outside world. Instead, why don't you learn to fuck yourself! I don't have any "real" friends so if you stumbled on to this page, its probably because I posted something that made you think, "Who the fuck?" Honestly, I'm sorry. But don't hate me just for that, please take the time to truly hate me. I could never find the time to hate you enough! Why do people hate me? Well, maybe it's because I am as shallow as a post-operative transsexual. Really, I don't know, and quite frankly, I don't give a shit. Apparently, I like animals Yummy, yummy animals. He he he... I believe in equality for all man-kind. Those are quasi-likable traits, yes? For instance, I could never kill anyone, well of course unless I could find a way to kill everyone - all at once. Salad is murder! Yeah, I'd like to blow everyone out into space. Why? Because, one at a time takes too long, and I like to avoid direct eye contact with others. Hmph, office folk. I know that look, you hate me, don't you? Do I ever!

My Interests

Under-achievement, Being A Fuckin' Wierdo, Trying To Force Others To Like Me Until They Hate Me, The Frequent and Purposeful Misuse of the Word "Pathos", C A P S A N D S P A C E S !, Idolatry and its' negative effects, Enturbulation.

I'd like to meet:

exscientologykids.com June 14th - Global Protest!!! The Sea Org vs. The Sea Arrrgh!!! 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The Sea Org vs. The Sea Arrrgh!!! Anchorage • Arizona • Phoenix • Tucson • San Francisco • Hollywood • Santa Rosa • Sacramento • Berkeley • Santa Cruz • Chico • San Jose • Boulder • Denver • New Haven • Clearwater • Miami • Orlando • The Peoples Republic Of Dekalb • Honolulu • Chicago • Indianapolis • Wichita • Louisville • Boston • Detroit • Battle Creek • Minneapolis • Kansas City • St. Louis • Las Vegas • Albuquerque • New York City • Rochester • Albany • Buffalo • Hicksville • Charlotte • Cincinnati • Cleveland • Columbus • Portland • Philadelphia • Pittsburgh • Nashville • Memphis • Texas • San Antonio • Austin • Houston • Dallas • Harlingen • Salt Lake City • Seattle • Richmond • Washington D.C.• Kitchener • Quebec City • Vancouver • Toronto • Ottawa • Montreal • Calgary • Winnipeg • Edmonton • Halifax London • Brighton • Belfast • Birmingham • Manchester • Edinburgh • York • Newcastle • Plymouth • Dublin • Germany • Paris • Norway • Sweden • Netherlands • Austria • Switzerland • Belgium • Portugal • Finland • Copenhagen • Rome • Sydney • Melbourne • Brisbane • Canberra • Adelaide • Perth • Auckland • Christchurch • Japan XENU.NET &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp FREE LONGCAT! FREE LONGCAT! FREE LONGCAT! Join the Second Longcat Crusade! What are your crimes, Gaia Online? FREE LONGCAT! FREE LONGCAT! FREE LONGCAT! June 14th - Global Protest!!! The Sea Org vs. The Sea Arrrgh!!! The nutritional value of fresh placenta far outweighs that of refrigerated or flash frozen placenta! Don't even get me started on store bought placenta... Soy un perdedor. I'm a Scio baby, so why don't you troll me? At OT level V, you can jump on the sofas of other beings without fear of retribution, even with your shoes on! L. Ron Hubbard's spirit didn't voluntarily leave his body, it was forcably evicted by David Miscavige! It is delicious placenta! You must eat it! The mountain where Xenu is imprisoned is named "Bismillah".... *cough*... Really?.. *sniffle*... No one? Nobody got that?!? ....Jeez. An OT Level VII can perform a Za Wardo without manifesting their sutando! "Mudah-dah!", indeed... L. Ron Hubbard used to live with a rocket scientist in an artist community where they had orgies and performed sex magik rituals! I'm not kidding! I couldn't make that up! The fifth fleet is in range of our screen on the surface of Mars. Do as you have been instructed and you will be spared. For Marcab!!! Hail Xenu!!! OH MY GOD HOW DID THIS GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH H4CKTIVISM !!! CAPS LOCK IS TOM CRUISE CONTROL FOR MINDS I won2lern me 2 CTRL+Z mai mind! The placenta is a lie! The placenta is a lie! The placenta is a lie! Enturbulation.Org June 14th - Global Protest!!! The Sea Org vs. The Sea Arrrgh!!! To Davey Jones' Locker With Ye... Or Something... Anchorage • Arizona • Phoenix • Tucson • San Francisco • Hollywood • Santa Rosa • Sacramento • Berkeley • Santa Cruz • Chico • San Jose • Boulder • Denver • New Haven • Clearwater • Miami • Orlando • The Peoples Republic Of Dekalb • Honolulu • Chicago • Indianapolis • Wichita • Louisville • Boston • Detroit • Battle Creek • Minneapolis • Kansas City • St. Louis • Las Vegas • Albuquerque • New York City • Rochester • Albany • Buffalo • Hicksville • Charlotte • Cincinnati • Cleveland • Columbus • Portland • Philadelphia • Pittsburgh • Nashville • Memphis • Texas • San Antonio • Austin • Houston • Dallas • Harlingen • Salt Lake City • Seattle • Richmond • Washington D.C.• Kitchener • Quebec City • Vancouver • Toronto • Ottawa • Montreal • London • Calgary • Winnipeg • Edmonton • Halifax • London • Brighton • Belfast • Birmingham • Manchester • Edinburgh • York • Newcastle • Plymouth • Dublin • Germany • Paris • Norway • Sweden • Netherlands • Austria • Switzerland • Belgium • Portugal • Finland • Copenhagen • Rome • Sydney • Melbourne • Brisbane • Canberra • Adelaide • Perth • Auckland • Christchurch • Japan June 14th - Global Protest!!! The Sea Org vs. The Sea Arrrgh!!! Anchorage • Arizona • Phoenix • Tucson • San Francisco • Hollywood • Santa Rosa • Sacramento • Berkeley • Santa Cruz • Chico • San Jose • Boulder • Denver • New Haven • Clearwater • Miami • Orlando • The Peoples Republic Of Dekalb • Honolulu • Chicago • Indianapolis • Wichita • Louisville • Boston • Detroit • Battle Creek • Minneapolis • Kansas City • St. Louis • Las Vegas • Albuquerque • New York City • Rochester • Albany • Buffalo • Hicksville • Charlotte • Cincinnati • Cleveland • Columbus • Portland • Philadelphia • Pittsburgh • Nashville • Memphis • Texas • San Antonio • Austin • Houston • Dallas • Harlingen • Salt Lake City • Seattle • Richmond • Washington D.C.• Kitchener • Quebec City • Vancouver • Toronto • Ottawa • Montreal • Calgary • Winnipeg • Edmonton • Halifax London • Brighton • Belfast • Birmingham • Manchester • Edinburgh • York • Newcastle • Plymouth • Dublin • Germany • Paris • Norway • Sweden • Netherlands • Austria • Switzerland • Belgium • Portugal • Finland • Copenhagen • Rome • Sydney • Melbourne • Brisbane • Canberra • Adelaide • Perth • Auckland • Christchurch • Japan exscientologykids.com

Music:

Tool, System of a Down, C.O.C., Fugazi, Danzig, Slayer, Misfits, Type O Negative, Marilyn Manson, Queens of the Stone Age, Deftones, The Dead Kennedys, Tomahawk, Monster Magnet, NIN, Mr. Bungle, Whatever happens to be playing right now... You know, the usual soundtrack that goes along with being a withdrawn malcontent.

Movies:

Anything Bizarre/Japanese/Unimportant

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, Your mom getting hosed by the gardener.

Books:

The Gingerbread Kingdom , The Infancy Gospel of Thomas , and stuff by dead people

Heroes:

Heroes are for douche bags. Stop looking up to others and go be the fuckin' hero you fuckin' pussy. You're like a sheep lookin' for someone with a set of pretty shears. Weaklings like you make me fuckin' sick! Seriously, go fuck yourself! & Gumby

My Blog

A crummy short story.

The sun can barely be seen through the trees out this way. An odd buzzing sound fills the air. Is it cicada season again? The thought of cleaning my pants and shoes of the burrs no longer enters my mi...
Posted by Crummy Saint on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 01:29:00 PST

Fun with other peoples crummy bulletins.

I reposted this bulletin as a bulletin, go figure... I did zero (almost zero) editing to this document_ I get tired of these. They're lame, poorly worded and they only serve to make me hungry. Don't c...
Posted by Crummy Saint on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:50:00 PST

So, you say you want a crummy revolution...

Did you have any idea that we were in the midst of revolution? That's right, we're getting all set to put a real hurtin' on the man, the fuzz, the pope, the Knights of Malta, the Illuminati, the Bilde...
Posted by Crummy Saint on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:43:00 PST

Cram your crummy election.

I haven't been this uninterested in who America gives its vote to since season whatever of American Idol. And, just so's ya' knows, I don't care to hear some fuckin' half-assed nonsense like, "You're ...
Posted by Crummy Saint on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 07:51:00 PST

Come and pick up your crummy order!

To: God Re: Order #666 (01/01/0001) From: Shipping/Rec Mgr. - Earth Co. CC: Jesus H. Christ Dear Mr. Creator, I have made several unsuccessful attempts to contact you regarding your standing ord...
Posted by Crummy Saint on Wed, 16 May 2007 05:42:00 PST

Well... Ask a crummy question...

Everywhere I look I see actions and faces that all beg the same question... Every day, just by getting up for work, you ask. Every time you sit in front of a camera and plead your case to the viewer,...
Posted by Crummy Saint on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:44:00 PST

You're All A Bunch Of Crummy Cowards

I have never been one to feel patriotic, but I would like to take this opportunity to welcome back any of our fine military men and women who have returned home in these past few weeks. You guys and g...
Posted by Crummy Saint on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:47:00 PST

God is a total fag.

Most likely, all of you reading this will die. So, why not just show a little patience? Why do you all have to know exactly what will happen? All of humanity is consumed with a culture of death. ...
Posted by Crummy Saint on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:01:00 PST

What a crummy secret!

I wonder if the percentage of self made multi-millionaires is statistically comparable to that of sociopaths. It's very likely that the stats overlap to the point where proper analysis becomes impossi...
Posted by Crummy Saint on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:43:00 PST

...All The Crummy Triangles.

That's the one thing I never did like about planet Earth, in case you were wondering&    Seems like every Thomas, Dietrich, and Mohammad has a mathematical equation that expla...
Posted by Crummy Saint on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:08:00 PST