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Saint Gambi of the Marinated Pineal Gland

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About Me



"The spiritualization of sensuality is called love: it is a great triumph over Christianity." -Nietzsche

Olmolungring is my new favorite word.

I sometimes laugh like Edna Krabapple.

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My Interests

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I am interested in - do tell me aboutWriting, reading, playing guitar, world domination, the net, stuff, shopping, being a super hero, profile filler, kicking fundies asses, shattering people's dreams, playing god, deflating egos, psychology, multiversal dominance, mythology, the sims 2, Quake and occasionally when I have access to the right progs making b grade techno!

I'd like to meet:

Certified members of the human race (please provide proof,) forthright people, fun idiots...

I've been getting A LOT of add requests lately.If you're collecting pictures I don't want to know you.If you're one of those people who posts chain letters in bulletins, please don't add me... I accept all adds except for porn bots, but I also regularly delete people for posting retarded bulletins.I think I should make it clear that I do not believe in any gods. I despise the institutions of religion. I rather enjoy humiliating fundamentalists. Still, feel free to question me about my lack of belief in a deity! The more people I can convince to stop worshiping their holey books the fewer trees that will have to die to make them and the more oxygen for us to breathe which means people will be much smarter since their brains can function like they were supposed to.I don't leave insincere, bandwidth vacuum comments on your page so please don't do the same to me. Any glitter comments will yield an immediate defensive glitter barrage in retaliation.One last thing, if you ABSOLUTELY MUST have me as a reader of your blog then you ABSOLUTELY MUST convince me. Don't send me unsolicited invites to subscribe to your blog.



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Music:

Black Lung , The Cenobites , Snog .

The Aborted, Tori Amos, Aphex Twin, Beck, Bjork, David Bowie, Cannibal Corpse, The Cenobites, The Cramps, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Doormouse, Eminem, Faith No More, Infected Mushroom, Marylin Manson, The Melvins, Ministry, Nine Inch Nails, Passengerofshit, Phantomas, Wally Pleasant, Radiohead, RATM, Rammstein, TISM, Tokyo Ghetto Pussy.I am into electronica at the moment, specifically happy hardcore. I like classic techno too (the corny stuff eg. prodigy.) but I prefer industrial and heavier and darker music over most genres and these descriptions are deliberately vague because I'm not going to list a fuckload of obscure bands that most of you will have never heard. No I do not mean (or like) green day or the offspring. Usually I'm pretty easy music wise. I can even tollerate commercial radio at work. Just don't tell me something by Blink 182 is punk because I WILL strangle you with your own intestines.And remember kids: the people who listen to Britney Spears and NSync are an abomination to nature and should be rounded up and bussed over to my house for reprogramming or termination. HA!

Movies:

AI, Bad Boy Bubby, Evil Dead, Enron: The Smartest Men in the Room, In the Mouth of Madness, Natural Born Killers, Sin City, Syriana, Troma films, Zoolander. But...I love nothing more than a b-grade horror/slasher/splatter flick.

Television:

24, Absolutely Fabulous, American Dad, CNNNN & all things Chaser , Da Ali G Show, Drawn Together, Family Guy, Foreign Correspondant, Frasier, Futurama, Happy Tree Friends and Friends, Kath and Kim, Little Britain, Mr Show with Bob and Tom, The Simpsons and pretty much anything on the ab freakin c.
I'm currently obsessed with Moral Orel (thanks Hell Kitty) even though its not on tv here yet.

Books:

I love most of Philip K. Dick's books. Ubik and The man in the High Castle are two of his that made the faves list. Nineteen Eighty-Four, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I loved pretty much everything I read by Douglas Adams. William Gibson's Neuromancer, The Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs, The Outsider by Albert Camus. The Call of Cthulhu by HP Lovecraft

Click for reason.

Heroes:

evil_lafffer aka rasputin_ll, Chat Deity and the coolest person on the internet.

Bill Hicks

My Blog

Cult of Gambi

A while back a friend told me that the FBI starts monitoring religious groups (also known affectionately as cults) after they reach five hundred members. This may have changed since the patriot act, ...
Posted by Saint Gambi of the Marinated Pineal Gland on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:35:00 PST

Pick On Gambi Week

Last week I copped a heap of shit on all fronts. Family, work, friends, finances...Even my comatose love-life was interfered with by some random cunt with no class.  And I come on the net and its even...
Posted by Saint Gambi of the Marinated Pineal Gland on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 07:05:00 PST

Must Have Photo ID

I am done with these kids coming in and stinking up the place with their pissy diapers.  You know, its sort of not really fair to pick on the short-bus set, especially since they're not even old enoug...
Posted by Saint Gambi of the Marinated Pineal Gland on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 08:57:00 PST

Happy Darwin Day!

I couldn't be arsed pissing on the fundies today. I had this brilliant spontaneous idea on Sunday to go to Lake Mungo for Darwin Day. Unfortunately I have not the time to go running off to the back ...
Posted by Saint Gambi of the Marinated Pineal Gland on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 05:37:00 PST

Interview!

I've been wanting to do something like this to a few of my friends for a while now. So when I read C. L. Roberts' interview I thought it would be a good idea. Also it gets me typing and motivated to...
Posted by Saint Gambi of the Marinated Pineal Gland on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 01:41:00 PST

SAVE LI'L BILLY DAY!

Well kids, yet another blogger has been harassed by the myspace mafia. Personally I've had images removed from my myspace account because some idiot deemed them offensive.  They weren't nudes.  They d...
Posted by Saint Gambi of the Marinated Pineal Gland on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:02:00 PST

Nothing quite like a good tagging...

Well kids, I know I promised more [EDITED SO AS NOT TO OFFEND THE POOR DEFENSELESS CHRISTAINS] but life (and myspace) it would appear has gotten in the way!  I have been tagged by the Right Reverend R...
Posted by Saint Gambi of the Marinated Pineal Gland on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 05:23:00 PST

Christianity Is Stupid

Hey kids! Well, for a while now I've been missing my old MSN group Idiots inc. So I figured I'd bring a piece of the action over here. We used to have a board...A sort of semi-regular piece called ...
Posted by Saint Gambi of the Marinated Pineal Gland on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 06:36:00 PST

Advance Australia Fair...

Well kids, today was Australia Day. And what capped off my night? I mean, apart from writing what will eventually become known as my maiden hatespeech against Oprah "I eat babies" Winfrey...Corn chi...
Posted by Saint Gambi of the Marinated Pineal Gland on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:05:00 PST

Oprah is a fucking whore

No, really. Never in my entire life have I ever witnessed such blatent human badging as on the Oprah Winfrey show. Well, maybe in the world vision commercials...but Oprah doesn't need a starving AID...
Posted by Saint Gambi of the Marinated Pineal Gland on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:43:00 PST