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Flug

Ignoble truths for the spiritually unhinged

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Apprentice memorial-plate painter in Spinning Tea-Cup disaster: Bandages all due to come off some time next spring. Will keep you posted.

My Interests

Jumping up and down on the bed to Armitage Shanks, paraplegic football in the dark and the process of being poked in the eye from the inside. Perhaps what Seth Brundle called the “poetry of the steak”. Though I’m not sure if that alludes to the same thing at all.

I'd like to meet:

People with X-ray vision and those who simply have plasmatic information beamed directly into their pineal body during the vernal equinox. Sympathetic neurosurgeons with GSOH and serious-minded barbers may also apply.

Music:

Staple-diet of rock‘n’roll piped into me via some sort of remote intravenous drip - smattering of other genres administered as occasional suppository. My musical tastes have nothing to do with me (Ask my doctor).

Movies:

Repo Man, (Penelope Spheeris')Suburbia, Buba Ho Tep, Tourneur's 'Night of the Demon', Lynch, Cronenberg, Rumblefish, Noi Albinoi, Kiss Me Deadly, Death Race 2000, Wim Wenders, Jim Jarmusch, Frankenstein (original), Various Hammer productions, They Live, Dario Argento, Kurosawa, Kaurismaki, Harmony Korine, Romper Stomper, Lars von Trier, whatisface, thingmybob, The Day the Earth Caught Fire, Santa Sangre, Driller Killer, the Wizard of Oz, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead, Evil Dead, the Living Dead of the Manchester Morgue...

Television:

Substitute remote-control with high-calibre revolver and it's all good.

Books:

(Scanning the shelves)Phillip K. Dick, John Fante, H.P. Lovecraft, Borges, Flannery O'Connor, Phillip K. Dick, Burroughs, Bukowski (yes BURROUGHS BUKOWSKI, I said it, I'm one of those), Billy Childish, Stewart Home, Myra Mortlock, Calvino, Chandler, Hamilton Baily's Physical Signs in Clinical Surgery, Phillip K. Dick, Plath, Kafka, Camus, Phillip K. Dick....

Heroes:

Oh, and some hacker called 'Raul' apparently... X

My Blog

Response to blog CRYPTOMNESIA by K

Yeah, this consensus insistence of drawing distinctions between the 'creative process' and what might be termed as some sort of Cryptomnesiac 'misdirected memory' process (or basic plagiarism) never c...
Posted by Flug on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:21:00 PST

LICENCING LAWS

"&What Vickers accomplishes with this work, (if we can suspend it's more obvious irony) is to draw us into an irresistible contradiction; where a clenched fist reveals the true nature of the 'licence'...
Posted by Flug on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 05:00:00 PST

DREAMING

Your brain is removed from your body and suspended in a tank where it is kept alive but in REM dream state. The tank is launched into deep space, and a rocket equipped with a 64 megaton warhead is fir...
Posted by Flug on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 02:03:00 PST

GARTER

The band playing some tune that tells you they are winding in for the evening - some sort of phoney Polynesian Tiki-Lounge type crap - I dunno. With maracas thrown in.  Almost dawn, so it won't ...
Posted by Flug on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:25:00 PST

ASCENDANCE

The Ascendant - which carried apparatus and science-personnel crucial to the Equinox expedition - had failed to liaise with the other two Survey ships at the planned rendezvous. All monitoring equipm...
Posted by Flug on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 03:30:00 PST

AIR

I had taken refuge at the bottom of her wheelie-bag, amid the musty smell of old leather. The wheels going squeaky-squeak and the sunlight blinking between summer trees. It flickers in through her gro...
Posted by Flug on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 02:44:00 PST

THE LAST LIST

As he plunged from the 739th floor, he found himself still composing lists  Today: Must do: 607th floor: Buy 5m extension cable for phone  Argos. 589th floor: clean bottom of bin. 422nd floor: Te...
Posted by Flug on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 06:29:00 PST

THE LAST SUPPER

It has transpired that that all of Christ's followers were nothing but a bunch of blow-up dolls the whole time. Christ surrounded by deflating disciples: The last of them sags into his food and the M...
Posted by Flug on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:35:00 PST