Is that a swastika on your forehead or are you just pleased to see me? |
"Three a.m. at the BNP disco..." The leadership are all eckied up, because some malevolent prankster spiked their drinks. They are, in an embarrassingly tactile and billowing fugue of MDMAdness, d...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jul 2009 08:47:00 GMT |
Your twee decor is beginning to annoy me now. |
...And all they ever found were his left eye, one kidney, and a bucket of fried chicken. But the lemon napkins were as fresh as the day they were packed, even fifty years later! Imagine that!
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:03:00 GMT |
Gratuitous. |
UNDERGARMENTS. But not always.
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:48:00 GMT |
25 - Or Boredom revisited. |
Okay. I got tagged on Faecesbook. I was asked to provide twenty five useless facts about myself - and here is the pathetic result. If you have a life, you might wish to navigate elsewhere right now...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:41:00 GMT |
New World Ordure. |
Are they making it up? They must be. But it's the BBC...surely we can trust them? The interactive news tells me that there is fighting in the Philipines. Okay, that doesn't stretch credibility too ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:45:00 GMT |
Jason and the Lagernauts. |
The phoneline crackles and sputters while I'm talking to an old friend. I mention this to him, and we go into an agreed routine - the conversation turns to fictitious drug deals, bomb plots and kiddie...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Mar 2009 09:32:00 GMT |
Carrion Screaming |
Reading a blog by Christopher Nosnibor, I attempted to leave a comment. It grew somewhat larger than I'd anticipated, so I present it here in expanded form as a blog in its' own right...Way back in...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 22:05:00 GMT |
Freebie freakout |
As a fully underpaid-up member of the skint classes, (and one without any remotely useful academic qualifications which might conceivably help in changing that status), I like things which combine...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 10:15:00 GMT |
Liver Let Die. |
Ain't it funny how the past comes back to haunt you? Being a long time alcohol enthusiast, I'm familiar with regret in many forms. It's one of the perks of the dedicated drinkers job - the intens...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 17:24:00 GMT |
Bye then. |
Just to give notice to anyone who gives a flying fuck, I'm outta here. For a whole bunch of reasons, I will be deleting this profile at the end of this month. I will, however, be keeping the Bemus...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jan 2009 15:45:00 GMT |
