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Tom Fire

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About Me

When I'm not watching my "Yoga Booty Ballet" videos I like to spend my time making fun of people, acting like a lazy hippie, abusing children and touching the elderly.~~~"I don't give a shit." -Buddha~~~

My Interests

Stella. The comedy group, not a sensuous "large-and-in-charge" black woman. Nazitube removed my original 15 second clip.

I'd like to meet:

People who consider themselves "dangerous". Anyone who has bought car insurance from a cartoon. "Ronald Reagan" republicans.~~~Men willingly believe what they wish." -Julius Caesar~~~

Music:

bands that don't suck (and probably won't get played on t.v./radio)Tool - Hooker w/ a Penis.

Movies:

Anything in the Arnold comedy crossover series.

Television:

I prefer primetime family programming.Simon & Simon

Books:

good ones. book lists are pretentious, like saving old books as trophies. plus i should read more..

Heroes:

Video of The Beatles rambling on about the good ol' days.

My Blog

Don't miss the bus!

I'm thinking of writing a dramatic series for the broadcast networks centered around the depressing life of a lonely old british guy named Drew Peacock whose only source of companionship/comunication ...
Posted by Tom Fire on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:58:00 PST

Finally!

The Tool concert was last Thursday, I went, it was amazing, end of story.Traded a couple my sidestage seats for standing room only tickets, talk about luck. I ended up about 6 human rows back of the ...
Posted by Tom Fire on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:45:00 PST

Ronald Christ

I just spent approx. the last 13 hours of my life sleeping...and I can't think of a better way I could have used it. Gonna top that off with skipping my optional class today, how could things get any...
Posted by Tom Fire on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 04:18:00 PST

Ronny Christ (pt. 2)

I forgot to mention the best part. He is accompanied by a team of 12 cyborgs who run around and exaggerate his exploits. When the Reds threaten, they transform into an executive cabinet of yes-men t...
Posted by Tom Fire on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:17:00 PST

Winging It

Apparently the less studying/homework/preparation I go through, the better I do on projects and tests.  Let me explain... First math test this semester - 84% (I studied) Second - 86% (I went abou...
Posted by Tom Fire on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:00:00 PST

Tagged? Not again!

"The rules are: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged, list their names, and wh...
Posted by Tom Fire on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:50:00 PST

Anne Skank's Diary

[And yes, that is a crack on the little jew hiding from the Nazis.  If it offends you, shoot me.]    Today, in my all too early in the morning speech class, somehow the Professor b...
Posted by Tom Fire on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:33:00 PST

Nothing to blog about.

I've noticed it has been quite some time since I last posted a blog.  And for whatever reason I feel obligated (and bored).  Yet I really have nothing to blog about at the moment.  Most...
Posted by Tom Fire on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:36:00 PST

Officer Napolean Complex

    Months ago, come to think of it, nearly a year ago, whilst driving through Hardee county, returning to Orlando from a Grandparents funeral, I rounded a corner speeding with my brigh...
Posted by Tom Fire on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 02:37:00 PST

Cable companies or (torn scrotal patches)?

    Let me start off by saying if you work for a cable company, please, kill yourself.  Why is it everytime that I deal with you douche-hats that I'm thrown into a confused rage?&n...
Posted by Tom Fire on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:13:00 PST