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About Me

I'm a Retired war hero from WW2. Durring the war I killed Fiddy men. Also durring the war I gots a Purple Hart cause the damn Tojo Blew my shins off.
I got three sons, Good Hank(who I love), Hank (who works at a gas station) and a Japanise boy I got from my war scouch. Also, i got a grandson Bobby , who I love even though hes the son of BH and Hank's Wife .
I likes to sit around the VFW talk'n to Stinky, Fatty, Stinky, Brooklyn, Stinky, Brooklyn, Fatty, Fatty, and Doc (oh and Irwin Linker) about when we used to kill Nazis and Tojo. I also like to mess around with my new wife DeeDee(who's age is the same as my oldest son). Once every year i gota go get my shins drained. I don't take no anesthetic. Did Lincoln ask for any girlie gas when they blowed his head off?
Next Summer me and my grandson are going to rent an RV and see Fidy States in Fidy days.
And to the dames, email your naked pictures to [email protected]

My Interests

Killin Nazis, Killin Tojo, Stopping by the wax museum to give FDR the finger, Cadilac cars, Younger Dames

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Pretty Dames, war heros(exept vietnam) and anybody who hates my ex-wife.

And I don't wants no friends who are Nazis, Commies, Hippies, Tojo or any other kinds of girly liberals!(unless its you, Hank)

Music:

Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Chuck Mangione

Movies:

Big Jake, Chisum, True Grit, The Green Berets, El Dorado, Donovan's Reef, The Longest Day, The Comancheros, Rio Bravo, The Searchers, Big Jim McLain, Rio Grande, Sands of Iwo Jima, Three Texas Steers

Television:

King of the Hill, War Stories With Ollie North, Mail Call on the history channel, Judge Judy, Bevis and Butthead, Matlock, Murder She Wrote, Spice Channel, and The View(yeah right!)

Books:

The Art of War by Sun Tzu

Heroes:

Ronald Regan, General Patten, Me, General Douglas MacArthur

My Blog

Women who think they are attractive

All women who think they are attractive are stupid. They will never know if they are attractive because it's up to a man to tell a woman when shes attractive or when she has had enough to eat.&n...
Posted by Cotton Hill on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 08:25:00 PST

My Bayoneting Technique

This is the bayonet technique I invented durring WW2 that is still being used to this day: Step forward with either foot.Thrust bayonet into throat or stomach and twist. The chest is often armoured b...
Posted by Cotton Hill on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 04:04:00 PST

In Japan POW camp

Tojo had me cooped up in a bamboo rat cage. There was nothing to eat except rats. So that's what I ate. After two weeks I was down to my last rat. I let him live so I could eat his droppings. Called i...
Posted by Cotton Hill on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 04:06:00 PST

How I killed some Tojo

The Tojo had a machine gun nest high up on a hill, and my whole unit pinned down. So I snuck myself behind enemy lines in a fi'ty-five gallon drum of sake. Held my breath until they was good and drunk...
Posted by Cotton Hill on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 04:15:00 PST