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John Redcorn

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About Me

I was born in Oklahoma, but my people used to roam the plains of what you call "Texas." I moved to Arlen to embrace the land of my ancestors. I support myself through my massage/spiritual healing center, which I run out of my trailer. I have a secret lover. She bore my son, Joseph, . He makes my heart soar like an eagle. I love to drive my Jeep through town blasting classic rock. I can kill any animal I want as long as I use all the parts.

My Interests

New-Age Healing. Massage Therapy. Native American Activist. Jeeps. Classic Rock. My son, Joseph.

I'd like to meet:

Sexy ladies who need some Redcorn-therapy. Hoka-Hey!

Music:

Of course, I must plug my own band, Big Mountain Fudgecake, but other tunes I rock out to include

    "Rock Me" by Great White "Feel Like Makin' Love" by Bad Company "Feels So Good" by Chuck Mangione

Movies:

Sleepless in Seattle. Last Tango in Paris.

Television:

Television is not conducive to a healthy spiritual life. It is a ploy by the white man to make you embrace the status quo.

Books:

Chicken Soup for the Native American Soul.

Heroes:

I want to be YOUR hero.

My Blog

help me, please!

One of my friends sent me an email about a month ago that contains a puzzle. It goes like this: 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d. I wrote it down and carried it in my pocket for days. I ev...
Posted by John Redcorn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my stand up comedy act

I am trying to work out a stand-up comedy act for amateur night at the Arlen TGIFriday's. I have done this once before and it was wild! I used to have the stage name "Wind in His Drawers," but I dropp...
Posted by John Redcorn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Love For You

Sweetest Nancy, If you knew how much pain I am in while I write this blog, you would read it all the way to the end and be moved by the heartache in every word. Each sentence contains the pain of my...
Posted by John Redcorn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST