7 Habits and Such |
Call me a liar, call me a bullshitter - I don't care, but gone are the days when you can be either common sense smart or book smart and have either of those be good enough. There are plenty of p...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 23:21:00 GMT |
American God to Al-Zarqawi: I smite thee because queers shant marry in Delaware! |
It's true. God gave us the gift of a dead terrorist to show Pat Robertson and myself that we Americans are on the right track. Within a week, we propose a constitutional amendment banning ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 09:47:00 GMT |
Where God Lives |
So, I've been offered a fair sum of money to do something I should be doing anyway. So, it's something I should've - nay - could've been doing for the past three or five years. (Less the 2...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 01:30:00 GMT |
Barbecue sauce puts out fires! Its true! |
Go to www.henhouserestaurant.com and buy a shit-ton of bbq sauce. It'll help some really, really great people. Plus, it has been scientifically proven that Damn Fine Barbecue Sauce puts ou...
Posted by on Fri, 12 May 2006 00:07:00 GMT |
Misleading friend-count |
I'm sure anyone reading this knows by now that I don't actually have 21 friends as indicated on my Myspace profile. I'm not sure how many I have, but I'm almost certain its even f...
Posted by on Fri, 12 May 2006 00:01:00 GMT |
Happy Friggin' Birthday. |
It's ma birfday. Well, it is in :28. A lot of people have asked me what I'm doing for the big day. They all seem surprised when I tell them that I'm gonna get a six pack an...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 20:42:00 GMT |
So I'm finally on friggin' My Space |
Yeah, I caved. I got tired of feeling like the last hanger-on of a BetaMax, so I trumped up a half-assed page. How do you like it? Yeah, that's what I thought. Melissa, Joe, Ma...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 21:03:00 GMT |
