Sad Girl |
Sad Girl
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:48:00 GMT |
Who invented robots, anyway? |
Write an excerpt from a story involving two robots, an ongoing war with cattle, and a small grocery store chain on the moons of Jupiter "&I keep telling you, there ain't no cattle here.&n...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:19:00 GMT |
Birthday Blog |
Birthday conversation with my dad:
(Calling me at work)
Daddy: Is this Suzie Reynolds?
Me: It's ME, daddy!
Daddy: (volume immediatly raised) Oh, baby... How are you?! It's your birthday!&n...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:06:00 GMT |
Have I changed? |
I was going a little nuts today and I actually threatened someone with some form of anal discomfort (the vulgar kind). And I started thinking& Is this what I have become? Some foul mouthed...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:31:00 GMT |
My Favorite Merlin |
A visit to my Grandma's in the Trowlock IslandsI am recovering quickly from my friendly Trowlock excursion with my favorite Merlin. My body is utterly spent after hours upon hours of over-excite...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 20:02:00 GMT |
An Evening with the Elderly Whore |
I should probably tell you about the shitty week I've had at work. You know, vent a little... cleanse the emotional vale of discord looming on the horizon...Instead, I give you An Evening with ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 18:47:00 GMT |
Red Light District |
I'd like to get some opinions about an argument that I keep having. For a couple of nights now, on the way home from some wild excursion (where many embarrassing things happen, that usually render me...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 20:31:00 GMT |
My Life as a Trapeze Artist |
When all the freaks are asleep, I sneak out to pet the monkeys. Their quiet half-sleep hooting sooths me and the scent of urine relaxes my achy muscles. As I puff on my cigar, I notice a t...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:13:00 GMT |
