Seven of Nine. |
Hi! It's been a while. Truth is, I was undergoing an experimental hair-implantation procedure, when complications developed. Right as I was on the table, North Korea somehow managed to switch the syri... Posted by on Sun, 12 Jul 2009 05:01:00 GMT |
God Save The Queen Of Juice. |
Get a ladder. Climb it. Grab a shovel. Dig a hole somewhere.Glue.Repair.Throw out all your old Triumph tapes.Pluck those nose hairs.You missed one.Paint that fence. It's fun.Delete cookies and temp fi... Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:48:00 GMT |
Christmas Music. |
When I was a kid, my parents would sing me Chistmas songs. It's been a while, but I will try and recall some of them for your listening pleasure.
"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the bells"
"I'... Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:52:00 GMT |
NPR and STAR TREK. |
For those of you who listen to NPR, here's a couple of observations.
First, I don't listen to NPR that often. I usually get my news from three places-The local station (who do an excellent job), my re... Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:39:00 GMT |
One Step Forward, One Step Backward. |
Congratulations, America. You elected Obama, the right man for the job. You shifted the balance of power in Congress further right. You legalized pot in Massachusetts. Some states kept abortion legal.... Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 11:29:00 GMT |
Cats, Vomitus. |
"To dream the impossible dream-To fight the unbeatable foe-To reach the unlickable toe-I am the Goat of Lamuncha"
When cats throw up, why can't they just eat it like their superior friends, dogs?
Ever... Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 10:31:00 GMT |
Sarah Palin is gay? Who knew! |
Ok, for the last time-PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF GAY FOLKS ARE LATENT HOMOSEXUALS.
Psychology 101.
I'll use my brother-in-law as an example. He is one of the most outspoken gay-haters I've ever known. B... Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:57:00 GMT |
Eat me. |
That's all. Just eat me. If you don't know if I mean you or not, then it's a good chance it's you I'm talking to. Fucking eat me. That's all.
Tarot cards suck eggs.
I love biscuts and gravy, but I cal... Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 00:36:00 GMT |
"Green" doesn’t always mean "Ethical" |
BEWARE of CHELSEA GREEN PUBLISHING. Publishers of such books as "The End Of America", a bizarre leftist diatribe, and "Humanure", which is appropriate, this company disguises itself as progressive whe... Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 13:22:00 GMT |
Not Funny. |
Hi. I am a goat, so you would expect that I don't have a particularly sophisticated sense of humor. However, I am no ordinary goat. I am genetically enhanced so that my brain functions at a level comp... Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 09:41:00 GMT |