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Madge- ur soaking in it ♥s Palmolive

If you were in fact a monkey's uncle...well that would just be sick...

About Me

I'm a professional, educated, hockey mom, nightlife, hipster dufus. I love to laugh and am quite gregarious.

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My Interests

Renting my kids out for cheap labor, writing, reading, drinking Night Train out of a paper bag, hockey, sailing, swimming, skating, movies, Irish step dancing, being drunk, my kids are my world, I love being a mom, alternative music

I'd like to meet:

Really cool, hip people with smart things to say. I'd like to meet a man with his shit together. A professional guy with a clever wit, who is athletic, educated, and preferably has children.

Music:

The Clash, Gang of Four, George Clinton, New Order, The Cure, The The, Black Flag, Circle Jerks, Tito Puente, Bob Marley, Afrika Bambaata, Blancmange, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, The Specials, Madness, Selector, Run DMC, MC Lars, The English Beat, Devo

Movies:

Shaun of the Dead (best movie ever), Dogma, Slapshot, Airplane!, Walk the Line, Ray, Animal House, 16 Candles, Chasing Amy, Mall Rats, Clerks, The Godfather I & II, The Ice Storm, The Departed

Television:

Letterman, Rescue Me, The Simpsons, 30 Rock, Gene Simmon's Family Jewels, PBS Documentaries, Judge Judy kicks some ass!!

Books:

"The History of the Popes", I like reading about history and mostly non-fiction. "The History of Wealth and Democracy in the US". What can I say, I like to learn.

Heroes:

My mom, Judge Judy, Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onasis

My Blog

A guide to the Massachusetts underworld

Anyone who has ever read any of my stuff knows I am very curious about people's perception.  I wonder how some people can be so wrong about somethings sometime when it is obvious to me.  I a...
Posted by Madge-you're soaking in it!♥s Palmolive on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:23:00 PST

Business Meetings make me horny

Oy, what a week!!  Work and kids, work and kids.  What day is it?  Thursday?  Thursday?!!!  Where the hell have I been? Things are going well with work.  I am getting mor...
Posted by Madge-you're soaking in it!♥s Palmolive on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:25:00 PST

Write it down, yesterday I was actually happy!!!

Just a quick blog today.   Have you ever had one of those days that just makes life worth living?  You realize why you are alive, and you are happy to be such.  Yesterday was just ...
Posted by Madge-you're soaking in it!♥s Palmolive on Mon, 07 May 2007 11:37:00 PST

Celebrating Cinco de Mayo and other fun revolts!!

(This is a repost from last year at this time, I decided to post again because I don't think anyone even read it last year. lol) Well, hey after St. Patrick's Day, who would think there would be any g...
Posted by Madge-you're soaking in it!♥s Palmolive on Sat, 05 May 2007 06:25:00 PST

Oh yes, I can judge a book (person) by the internet...

I was talking to some other women folk recently (ok yesterday), about the internet and meeting people, and dating and such.  I can say this is one thing I have a LOT of experience in.  As I ...
Posted by Madge-you're soaking in it!♥s Palmolive on Thu, 03 May 2007 08:06:00 PST

Honestly, it's because I have the man plague

I have decided I am going to be completely honest with people from now on. I am the real "Crabby". Ok, no, sorry, that was just a cheap whorish attention-getting scheme.  No, I've decided I'm goi...
Posted by Madge-you're soaking in it!♥s Palmolive on Wed, 02 May 2007 08:54:00 PST

I'm not at my fighting weight, yet.

I have gained somewhere around 5-7 lbs since moving back to NY.  I feel like a big cow.  When you are 5'2", 5 lbs, might as well be 15.  And at my age it gets harder and harder to take ...
Posted by Madge-you're soaking in it!♥s Palmolive on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:06:00 PST

I got yer jealousy right here...

I think one of the dumbest and most overused sayings is, "you're just jealous".  Well, it's more often used as a comeback, not really a saying.  But let's look at it that phrase, shall we?&...
Posted by Madge-you're soaking in it!♥s Palmolive on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:01:00 PST

Here's what I don't like about your blog, I'm speaking up!

Ok, in the spirit of Myspace drama I am going to do something very bold here.  I am going to take a stand.  I may lose a lot of readers, I may gain a few, I don't know, I don't care, the poi...
Posted by Madge-you're soaking in it!♥s Palmolive on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:53:00 PST

I was captivated by his comb-over at the singles dance...

Life is a continuous pattern of cycles.   The life cycle, the tide cycle, the menstrual cycle, the economic cycle, the excercise cycle, recycle, cycle this...  I have a mood cycle as I ...
Posted by Madge-you're soaking in it!♥s Palmolive on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:58:00 PST