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Clarisse

About Me

I am Clarisse. I am a mask. I am a waif, I am voluptuous, I am petite, I am Amazon. Blonde, red-head, brunette, silvery-gray haired. Blue, green, hazel, brown, violet-eyed. I am a mother, I am barren, I am a career woman, I am a stay-at-home wife. I read, craft, cook, sew, paint, teach, garden, run, lay on the couch and watch TV. I am fair, I am cunning, I am a flirt, I am modest, I am intelligent, I am brash, I am shy (and I am a little bit of a slut).I am a banshee, I am a nun. Most importantly: I am extremely opinionated and I am always right. So if you can not handle a strong woman I suggest you be on your way ...

My Blog

If we evolved, why couldn’t it have been from these guys?

Truly amazing creatures.Check out this video: Blowing Rings
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:05:00 GMT

Shuter down

She's coming off the market.  'She' being me.  Or Clarisse.  Whatever.  Some of you may find new friend requests from the real me.  Some of you probably won't.  How did ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:07:00 GMT

Im a water-waster and proud of it.

So I hear we are in a drought here on the left coast.  Two drops of rain all year and fires coming out of our ears and asses.  Oh, and we had an earthquake yesterday too.  Nyyah-na-na-n...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:46:00 GMT

Im forgetting something

I just can't remember what it is.  It is driving me nuts.  Shouldn't females say "It is driving me lips?"  Sorry, crude.  So I've been on dog shit patrol for the past week.  ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:29:00 GMT

Invalid subject Line. You can not leave the subject line blank.

What if I don't want a subject line?  So demanding, this Myspace.  Subject lines, categories, songs I am listening to . . . does the insanity never end?  Now that I have whittled my li...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 08:25:00 GMT

Behold! Another snorefest on Myspace

So, I still can't get into all of the blogs that I want to read.  Instead I just go leave snide comments on the Top Bloggers blogs from the previous day, usually on page 5 or 29 depending on who ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 10:29:00 GMT

A few things men should know about women

In no particular order . . .   1)     If we see you staring at us and look away without smiling at you, please understand we are not playing coy; we are just not interested in...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:10:00 GMT

WWJ(W)D

At 9:30 on Sunday morning I get a knock on my security gate.  Thankfully I didn't have the dog in the house.  She is a bit of a Nervous Nelly and I'm pretty sure she would have shit on the t...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:50:00 GMT

Hello Package

Kinda takes your mind off a few things, doesn't it ladies?  And I'm not even talking about what's below the Emporio Armani label.  Now considering that women are not as visual as men (gene...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:46:00 GMT

Dear Clueless

Recently, I have been struck with the notion that humans are basically stupid.  Ok, not so recently; pretty much all my life.  However, it does not cease to amaze me how this old revelation ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:28:00 GMT