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Aimee

These humans all suck! I'd rather be home feeling violent and lonely.

About Me


How nice of you to care (or be bored). Anyway, I'm a big Opie and Anthony show fan- I listen most days at work. I also love Jim Norton . The show seems to miss something when Lil Jimmy isn't there. Trav and I went to see Norton when he was in Chicago this April, and he was awesome.
»-(¯`v´¯)-» "Sir, is your name really 'Dragon Wagon?' You're a grown man with a name that rhymes?" -Jim Norton (this file is a great animated version of Lil Jimmy destroying a trucker who called into O&A's show last summer) «-(¯`v´¯)-«
I spent over a year out on the road, living poorly by eating the slop that many restaurants try to pass off as food. Don't get me wrong, I had a few great meals down in the southwest, authentic mexican food down in the border town Laredo, and I took advantage of an opportunity to eat at an Indian restaurant a few times in California, but I had to choke down way too much fast food. Fast food is not only evil, it is disgusting. If I'm going to indulge in some protein rich flesh, it had better be a worthwhile endeavor. Eating a burger made of the parts of ten thousand cows is not worthwhile or enjoyable.

You scored as The Trainer. You're a teacher, a trainer. You can take any man on the planet and transform him into Your personal slave. You use punishments and rewards intelligently. You want Your slave to always improve himself and to be the best slave he can be. And You want him to be well mannered and totally respectful.
The Trainer


97%

Fussy and demanding


96%

Psychologist


93%

Lifestyler


91%

Teasing and "bitchy"


89%

Sadistic but indulgent


85%

Possessive and controlling


83%

The Player


82%

Cold and distant


76%

Humiliatrix


75%

Female supremacist


61%

Kinky and sex driven


47%

Loving, caring and with submissive tendencies


35%

Extremely sadistic, twisted and pitiless


35%
Which kind of Domme are You?
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What does Female Superiority mean to me? I haven't decided yet whether it is truly my cup of tea. I don't believe that women are entirely better than men, and even though men have been in charge for the past couple thousand years, I don't resent the gender for it. In fact, I would be a lot less happy if I didn't have men in my life. But even though I love men, and I especially love a man who can stand up to me, there is no way I'm going to present myself as someone without confidence or self assurance. I am always in control of myself, and I love to take charge.
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 45% Conservative, 55% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

My Interests

O&A XM 202, expensive hair conditioner, Texas, impersonating a police officer, Female Dominance, taking pictures of giant moths, reading sci-fi and fantasy, crashing parties, being obeyed, watching HANNITY and colmes, taking people home when they're too drunk to drive, putting sissy boys in their place, my hot car, analyzing body language, planets and constellations, talking about how much DUNE SUCKS

I'd like to meet:

Trogdor the Burninator

I'm not a very conventional or traditional person. Come on, try to question my power and self control. I like people who either understand or can appreciate the following quotes:
Wake up, Christian! Our coddling and laissez-faire attitude led him to getting pissed on by a bunch of transexuals! -Sean, Nip/Tuck
I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me. -Isaac Newton
What, all of a sudden I'm supposed to mean what I say?!? -Duckman
Patterning your life around other's opinions is nothing more than slavery. -Lawana Blackwell
A novel must be exceptionally good to live as long as the average cat. -Lord Chesterfield
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. -Benjamin Franklin
Who's the best, I want the best to come test me, so I can release some stress from my chest, g. Is you down to go pound for pound, toe to toe, blow for blow, round for round? I'm wonderin', cause I bring the thunder and the rain, causin' confusion to your brain. -Mr. Cheeks
I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it. -Shug Avery
When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. -Jimi Hendrix
You must be 'shrooming. -Stewie Griffin
Dark hills at evening in the west,
Where sunset hovers like a sound
Of golden horns that sang to rest
Old bones of warriors under ground,
Far now from all the bannered ways
Where flash the legions of the sun,
You fade—as if the last of days
Were fading, and all wars were done.
-The Dark Hills, Edwin Arlington Robinson
American Cities That Best Fit You:
75% Austin
70% Miami
65% Las Vegas
65% San Diego
60% Honolulu
Which American Cities Best Fit You?

Music:

Geto Boys, Nerf Herder, John Mayer, Ice Cube, Red Hot Chili Peppers, George Strait, The theme from The Dukes of Hazzard, Plump DJs, NOFX, Aphex Twin, an old Blink 182 cd from 1997, Franz Ferdinand, Sublime, Foo Fighters, Nelly, Motion City Soundtrack, The Starting Line (say it like you mean it cd), Roxanne Shante, Outkast, but mostly annoying my scumbag neighbors by playing songs on Guitar Hero

Movies:

I think the last movie I watched was the Count of Monte Cristo, the one with Jim Caviezel in it. Who knew that story was about finding riches and getting sweet revenge on people who fucked you over. And how about the Fashionistas? How often do you find a naughty movie with a solid plot, that also has Belladonna getting what she deserves! Oh and I HATE that movie Dune. Dune really sucks.

Television:

Most of it's boring, and the cable bill keeps going up. Nothing is ever on worth watching besides old Star Trek: TNG reruns, Deadliest Catch, Ultimate Fighting and hilarious, whining, fat families on TLC. I try to catch Nip/Tuck and Miami Ink but am never around when they're on.

Books:

Tanith Lee is my favorite author- Biting the Sun and The Silver Metal Lover are her best. Emma Bull, Ursula K. LeGuin, Claudia Varrin, Anne Bishop, and Patricia A. McKillip are pretty good. I read a lot of high quality sci-fi and fantasy. But I've never read Dune. Maybe the book is a lot better than that crappy Sting movie, but I'll never know, because Dune just sucks. And as for Sting and things sucking, the fans paid to hear you sing old Police songs the way they were written, not ballads of the middle ages. No one wants to hear Message in a Bottle accompanied by the lute. Idiot.

Heroes:

Opie and Anthony, Lil' Jimmy Norton, Rabbi Shmuley, Paul Revere, Chairman Mao, Mistress Nan, Professional Bull Riders, Bushwick Bill, Maddox, the guy who got his nuts stung by wasps on O&A's Superball, Paul R. Nelson, people who street race, George Cormack (the inventor of Wheaties), anyone who hates Dune