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Duke

fuckitall fuckitall fuckitall

About Me

This isn't the first time this has happened. That's what i get for trying to kick a bunny :(
This is my Band, I play the Keyboards.
DOWNLOAD "Do Me" by Otafuku-Rex
I think pessimism is underrated.
Accident-prone, allergic to everything, psycho ex-girlfriends. My lady of the moment works part-time as a lion tamer at the LA Zoo and whips me when i misbehave.
They say lightning never strikes twice in the same place? Well i've been hit twice.
In the shoulder.
Once in the butt cheeks, and 4 times in my left achilles tendon.
My boss at XIPSTER has fired me 3 times this week, but keeps hiring me back because he's understaffed.
Playing music and playing the slots are the only things that keep me sane. Though my bandleader is a tyrranical transylvanian transvestite named BERT and i usally get mugged outside the casino.
Stay tuned and i'll put up some of my electronic music creations up on my page.

My Interests


lightning storms, tsunamis, hurricanes, tornados, alien abductions, giant spiders, ponzi schemes, multi-level marketing, mad cow disease, earthquakes, flash floods, tax collectors, and ever other disaster to hit my trailer park growing up

I'd like to meet:


Pee-Wee Herman and Dr. John

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Music:

Aphex Twin, Radiohead, Underworld, Warp, Dr. John, the Meters, Howlin Wolf, Leadbelly, Ray Charles, Art Tatum, of Montreal, Plaid, Boards of Canada, Orbital, Joe Zavinul, Herbie Hancock

Movies:

Crash, requiem for a dream, a clockwork orange

My Blog

Pretty much sums up my life.

It appropriate that I haven't updated my blog for the whole summer since now that fall is here, my career is just falling off the ledge (sigh). Things might be looking good for me and Otafuku Rex. We ...
Posted by Duke on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:33:00 PST

Do me, I'm in Bonnaroo!

 I find myself in the strangest of places sometimes. I am here in Tennesse with my friends Cam, Skull, Bert, Stank, and Word. Why are we here you ask? Bonnaroo. To enjoy the southern hospitality ...
Posted by Duke on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 03:45:00 PST

DUDE.

There's been talks about a music video for my band and our new name Otafuku Rex. By the way, thanks to all of you for writing in with new band name ideas. I liked," Duke and the BraveFarts," the best,...
Posted by Duke on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 04:51:00 PST

SaveDukesJob!!!!

My fellow Myspacers,   I am writing to you in dire need of help. As some of you may know, I am a professional keyboardist. I rock electric boog-a-loo with my band the Fertadas, but that don't ...
Posted by Duke on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 02:54:00 PST