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Frazzle Smooglers "A DAY IN THE LIFE"- June 17th 2007we were down at island and we were in the water on rocks then eric for some reason has his pants off and 2 guys had their shirts off and a cop came by and took names for being in the water /while eric had his pants off/ and the cop was talking 2 us about being in the fox then the first thing eric said was i think we learned our lesson (still his pants are off) then eric asks him to put his pants on so eric leaves and then we went to nate mckee's house and started telling some girl at a kimberly school that she looked like mel gibson then we went under the bridge and tagged up f.s. and after that we went to little caesars and eric went to family video with nate so me and tim went into little caesars and said my name was eric and took the pizza then we ran out the door cuz someone said i wasnt him we met up with eric and gave him the pizza then me and tim went into shopko and talked to my cousin and yelled im stealing things so after that we went into the parking lot and we were gunna re-arrange the car (super funny) but it was locked then we realized it looked like we were gunna steal the car (and just as we realized that some cracked out lady walked by with her shirt unbuttoned with just a bra on) so we went back to little caesars to get eric and nate but we couldnt find them so we sat outside of little caesars and waited then the crack head came by and asked if we were gunna steal the car and we said no thats my cousins car and she said oook dont bullshit me i know what u were doing i was a kid twice- actual quote then she rambled on about her pointless life and she asked me for a light so i gave her my lighter she lit a ciggarette and walked away then we went to pick n save to get a soda wen we walked in the manager said she called the police cuz we were "gunna steal a car" then we left and i quickly thought i need to flip my hat inside out (from silver to black color) and we found my cousin and had her give us a ride across the bridge and waited at the gas station for eric and nate /meanwhile...../ eric and nate were being questioned by the police (the same cop from at island park) then some gangsters came up to us and pick pocketed me and we said we would have the Lc there to beat the shit out of them in a minute so i got my money back(respect bitches) and then a cop drove by which (i put my hat inside out drove by with only a quick glance at us) we left and met up with eric and nate later and they said the police asked them if they saw some kids (one with a silver hat and they had black shirts with blue jeans) which was crazy cuz i was so smart changing up my hat (we would have been fucked) then on the way back home tim was going over what all happened and some people in a driveway overheard and called the cops so we got stopped wen we were almost to my house then we told him we knew nothing and got away and that so completes the day of crazinessTOTAL NUMBER OF ILLEGAL INFRACTIONS !!!!!!!!!! 17 !!!!!!!! Life is ours we live it our way I know everyone, i been everywhere, i know everything /because im everybody/ Where we belong theres no one to hurt its someplace /where we cant be found/ Where we belong its darker than space, of feeling that /we all push down till we cant be found/ Its all there inside of you its there but dark cold Can you feel the Explosion? Addiction seek, seek it all This is the end, still the need is driven on driven on /as we trigger one last bomb/ This is the end that will blind your eyes /and split your spine/ So face the dark and i'll teach you /about fire in the blink of an eye/ Now drink the cyanide Hide away inside the dark place in my mind If i could find a way to release the day.. Its not ending whats it to you Just the way that you are its so cold Hiding the scars no one knows it just you and I I'm not the devil and thats untrue I'm just not like you But i can't help that i hate everyone even you Stay in my room locked away /constricting/ The burning ash and choking smoke dry out my insides /but I'll still fight this every single day/ How many times do i have to die Anger holds my hands keeps me in seclusion The pinnacle of ignorance epitome of dissidence Find your God and hold your grip I'm tired of waiting please let me go, i'll never forget you just please let me go hollow heroes separate as they run show me how defenseless you really are I chase the sun; it chases me I've walked straight down as far as i can go Think about the reason why you came, because we dont want you here, tell us again that i'm the fucking problem, with hope i'll disappear I'll play dark and you'll play light I'll never show restraint because theres no need for that And its not our fault, its just your own new suicide ..Where we belong/ Exit light enter night I want to hold you high and steal your pain away Did you feel how the system shut you down? I cant get rid of you, i dont know what to do i dont even know who is growing on who, because everywhere i go your there Think your fuckin with this, well hell no Silence now the sound my breath the only motion It's been a while since i first saw you And its been i while since i last called you Everything i can remember has fucked up only as it seems It's been a while but all that shit seems to disappear when i'm with you You couldn't beat, you couldn't beat me even if you wanted to all i've been through you wouldn't know Here comes the water, it comes to wash away the sins of you and i When you seek me you destroy me You my friend, youre a lot like them Firefly, shine your light In this hole, that is me, the dead are rolling over. In this hole thickening, dirt shoveled over shoulders Tear me from the bone, tear me from myself, are you feeling happy now? Would you listen even if i told you who the fuck am i to say You and me were like the fire in the trees, were like the pollen in the breeze, summer with a freeze, you and me Castles made of sand fall in the sea eventually If i gave you the truth would it keep you alive? Hold on loosely but dont let go This was a simple design I'm lost of hearing all the things we say, looks like another day of wasting life All i want is an ice cream cone and a wonderful car and a country home in the hills Making fun of my shoes making fun of my shorts making fun of my shirt it just blows my mind Much like suffocating Can you feel it crushed you? God forbid you ever have to walk a mile in his shoes you might really wonder what its like No ones getting out of here alive Ive seen fire and ive seen rain Heavenly divine Come from the land of the ice and snow Youre crowned king nothing Over board and self assured i know, i know, a dirty word With the lights off its less dangerous Ive made a group thats always been and always will until the end I'm so happy because today i found my friends theyre in my head Du hast miesch Freur frei I believe its going to end again When you see me coming down and i will force it underground I'm so afraid of the gift you give me I dont belong here and i'm not well As the world falls away Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves All the torment and the pain leak through and cover me No reason no lesson no time like the present Stapled shut inside and outside worn and i I am a world before i am a man, i was a creature before i could stand, i will remember before i forget What is wrong with this manipulative This is my life, its not what it was before I've never lived before someone shake me, because i must be sleeping And now that were here its so far away
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Name: Ryan
Birthday: 24.. u know.. if ur jack
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Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5''7'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Dutch, German,.. shit idk
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Your Weakness: gasoline explosions
Your Fears: Spiders.. and asi***
Your Perfect Pizza: Little Caesars
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting into a hot suit then lighting myself on fire
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What do you want to be when you Grow Up: either a musician or somethin cool
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