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Chad

I can't unscrew the bar from my nipple. That kinda worries me.

About Me

Im awesome. Everything that i say is right, is in fact right. Thats not to say im always right, its just that when i say im right, i in fact am. You think im arrogant, i think im confident. Guess what? Im right :P Im in the middle of doing nothing spectacular with my life, just like everyone else. If anything exciting happens, ill let you know. Im sort of a mid level modern geek with incredible observational skills and ive been told i understand women, which i find strange because i dont understand myself yet, let alone anyone else. I think honesty is more important than anything else, even if it might hurt some feelings. I think richard simmons is an anorexic and just did some aerobics to keep people from asking too many questions. Im a conservative but i think family guy is funny as hell. Weird huh?

My Interests

blue collar comedy, camping, candles, computers, control, country, cuddling, ethics, fire, hiking, honesty, learning, lightning, linux, listening, long walks, nature, off roading, pale skin, philosophy, rain, reading, red heads, road trips, scuba, snakes, stargazing.
How evil are you?

I'd like to meet:

Anyone interesting whose life doesn't begin and end at a bar, party, club or mall. Im a picky bastard, in case you couldn't figure that out. I spelled it out just for those of you who couldn't. Don't be saying i never did anything for you.......AC_FL_RunContent('flashVars', 'widgetVersion=vertical&widgetLanguage=en-us','src', 'http://www.nvidia.com/content/DriverDownload/widget/v2/driv er_widget','width', '320','height', '620','align', 'middle','id', 'driver_widget','quality', 'high','bgcolor', '#869ca7','name', 'driver_widget','wmode', 'transparent','allowScriptAccess','sameDomain','type', 'application/x-shockwave-flash','pluginspage', 'http://www.adobe.com/go/getflashplayer');..

Music:

Way too much to list. Its easier to just say most rap is pointless drivel.

Movies:

Tommy Boy, Monty Python, Beetlejuice, The Usual Suspects, Donnie Darko, The Emperors New Groove, Finding Nemo, Princess Bride (shut up, its awesome). Get cool
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Television:

Not a lot of it, but i like monk, the new Dr Who (w00t i rhyme!), stargate and just about anything on TLC or discovery.

Books:

Again, too many to list. I read anything and everything. It really just depends on my mood and how much time i have. Some personal favorites: The hitchhikers guide series, LOTR, Enders Game, and the Alvin Maker series. Some favorite authors: Crichton, Shakespeare, Homer, Hemingway, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, C.S. Lewis, Isaac Asimov, Robert Frost (the road not taken), Edgar Allen Poe.

Heroes:

CALVIN AND HOBBES!! Oh man does that little kid ever rock my socks right off.

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My Blog

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God I hate myspace. Have I mentioned that recently? Myspace is the net equivalent of downtown Detroit. It was big and new and cool once... and now it represents everything thats wrong with the interne...
Posted by Chad on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 01:24:00 PST

Masses of things of randomness and surprise.

Hi kids. Hows it going? Eh? Eh?So I went diving last tuesday, which was fun. I was at about 15 feet and saw a boxer turtle just cruising along the bottom. I think his basic thought was "I don't know w...
Posted by Chad on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 12:27:00 PST

Yaaaaarrrrrrrg!

Hah. I like yarging. Its fun. You should try it. Right now. Go ahead. DOOooooo it.Anyway, I bugged Andy at the dive shop, and we rewrote the stuff I got and it turns out that Bob, the guy who wrote up...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 02:12:00 PST

Interesting week ahead?

I am a licensed diver now! Woo go me. So I went to Mobys dive shop on Northland the other day and bought a 1600 dollar dive package (really its a $2400-ish package, but that includes the class i payed...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:40:00 PST

I have an issue, and want some feedback

Well okay, saying I have *an* issue is something of an understatement, but still.So I wanted to go camping last weekend, and I dug through all the junk till I found my nice big two room 10x12 foot col...
Posted by Chad on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:27:00 PST

Look closely, Luke. Use the force. Let the Sarcasm flow through you.

My birthday was last Sunday (June 1), and while driving home in the morning the front drivers side lower control arm ball joint snapped off. I was going around a curve at about 40 mph at the time. The...
Posted by Chad on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 05:22:00 PST

Ill see your typing, and raise you a gecko

My birthday prompts me to at least post a cursory blog, I suppose.So this week I got my wetsuit. Its a 7mm henderson thermoprene deal. I paid 300 bucks for the thing, but it should last a long time, a...
Posted by Chad on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 10:46:00 PST

MIFR (Man I Fucking Rule)

Im going to get a second job. Make it so, number one. Stuff? Anyway yeah, I want money. I should be debt free by the end of the year, and I have shit i want to buy. My scuba gear will be just a hair u...
Posted by Chad on Wed, 21 May 2008 01:25:00 PST

Round and Round We Go

So its been how long since i posted here? Ages. Who knows. I could check, but I dont want to. I am working again (yay money). I start scuba courses this coming monday. That should be a fun and excitin...
Posted by Chad on Sun, 11 May 2008 10:02:00 PST

Whats been going on, and where im headed now

So im working finally, and not some stupid odd job stuff, its actually reliable and steady and all that. I wont get paid till next week friday, but that leads to this: I have one pair of jeans, one ...
Posted by Chad on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 10:00:00 PST