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Octodog

Who's got a bottle of the SoCo for the OcTo?

About Me

Dig, if you will, a picture: I'm a two year old hot dog with a fly shrimp woman. There's always room on the couch, mamma. I was brought grillin' into this world on the 4th of July, 2004, baby. I dig gumbo, cocktail sauce, imported beer from Mexico, fine tequilla, SoCo, and chillin' with the Cool Kids. I'm kickin' it on top the mircowave in a swank two bedroom, two bath in Tempe, Arizona. The bar is always wet, the AC is always on, the finger food is always plentiful, and I am always foxy. Dig on that.Myspace Contact TablesI edited my profile at MsPremade.com . check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

Chillin', groovin', drinkin', BBQ's, pool parties, patriotism, southern cooking, live music, road trips, truckers, softball games, collcting tea kettles, taquitos, demolition derbies, carnies, velvet paintings, Atari, african violets, chainsaw scultpures, backgammon, postcards, gin rummy, chili cook-offs, karaoke, fat bass grooves, Jesus candles, cocktail sauce, sailing, mad-libs

I'd like to meet:

William Shatner, Patrick Swayze, Steve Guttenberg,Angela Lasbury, Shadow Stevens, Michael Knight, Venus Flytrap, Dr. Fever, Dr. Teeth, Nurse Betty, Ensign Pulver, Thurston Howell III, Mr. Farley, Mr. Roper, Steve McQueen, Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan, Lenny and/or Squiggy

Music:

found this stars layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com

Movies:

Conan the Barbarian, Jason and the Argonauts, Clash of the Titans, Logan's Run, Barbarella, the Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Unforgiven, Tremors, She-Devil, Judgment Night, Diner

Television:

Three’s Company, Charlie’s Angels, Mork and Mindy, Jacques Cousteau, WKRP in Cincinnati, Murder! She Wrote, MacGyver, Lavern and Shirley, Shark Week, Golden Girs, soap, Designing Women, 21 Jump Street

Books:

Breakfast of Champions, To Kill a Mockingbird, Lord of the Flies, Catcher in the Rye, Animal Farm, Fahrenheit 451, Atlas Shrugged

My Blog

Supermarket Celebrity Death Match! Day 6

Captain Crunch vs. Lucky the Leprechaun You mess with a pirate, he's gonna kick your ass. You try to steal his booty and he's gonna keelhaul you and make you walk the plank. Oh yeah, and stay away fro...
Posted by Octodog on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:11:00 PST

SCDM WINNER! Day 5

Winner of Yesterday's Death Match -- Paul Newman vs. Orville Redenbacher: Orville Redenbacher! Old Blue Eyes has nothing on this Four Eye'd master corn husker! He rubbed salt into those hot movi...
Posted by Octodog on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:09:00 PST

Supermarket Celebrity Death Match! Day 5

Paul Newman vs. Orville Redenbacher Old Blue Eyes. No, wait, that was Sinatra. Was he Butch or Sundance? How many hardboiled eggs did he eat? Hell, it was a lot, I remember that. In any case, he coul...
Posted by Octodog on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:24:00 PST

SCDM WINNER! Day 4

Winner of Yesterday's Death Match -- Jolly Green Giant vs. Punchy: Punchy! He straight wore that weed-eating giant right out! Paired up with a few strategic blows to that huge noggin and the giant wa...
Posted by Octodog on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:23:00 PST

Super Market Celebrity Death Match! Day 4

Jolly Green Giant vs. Punchy He's big. He's green. He's the Incredible Hulk's half-brother. He likes him some green beans. Not only does he have size and strength on his side, he also has the ability ...
Posted by Octodog on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:44:00 PST

SCDM WINNER! Day 3

Winner of Yesterday's Death Match -- Uncle Ben vs. The Quaker Oats Guy: Uncle Ben! Hundreds of years of oppression justified with one strategic toss of the grits. Quaker boy never knew what hit him....
Posted by Octodog on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:42:00 PST

Supermarket Celebrity Death Match! Day 3

Uncle Ben vs. The Quaker Oats Man Uncle Ben is an old vet of the South. If there is one thing he hates, it's Whitey. That's why he took to the rice business. He thought to himself, "What is the best w...
Posted by Octodog on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:12:00 PST

SCDM WINNER! Day 2

Winner of Yesterday's Death Match - Aunt Jemima vs. Mrs. Butterworth: Aunt Jemima! Those knitting needles were effortlessly deflected with a delicious Jambalaya Jinx. That old granny never stood a c...
Posted by Octodog on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:11:00 PST

Supermarket Celebrity Death Match! Day 2

Mrs. Butterworth vs. Aunt Jemima Don't let Mrs. Butterworth's sweet old lady facade fool you. She is a terror to be reckoned with. Under that apron she keeps a vast arsenal of knitting needles that s...
Posted by Octodog on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:01:00 PST

SCDM WINNER! Day 1

Winner of Mr. Clean vs. Brawny: Brawny! That hairless, earing wearing, neat freak never stood a chance against the super absorbing awesomeness and rippling bicepts of Brawny!...
Posted by Octodog on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:59:00 PST