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About Me

I'm just making this shit up as I go.....i may not know what i am talking about, all i know is that i am right....You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.___

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My Interests

You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!

Music:

I really like a lot of different types of music. Many of my favorite artists are in my friends list, but some that are not on there, yet, includ: Common, U2, Coldplay, KanyeWest, Peter Gabriel, Goo Goo Dolls, Dino, Sinatra, Paul Anka, P. diddy and the fam, Snoop, John Mayer, Depeche Mode, Jay-Z, Simple Minds, DMB, Linkin Park, Ramones, Sex Pistols, The Cure, Luda, New Order....just to name a few.....

Heroes:

The guy who invented beer. The bartender to come up with happy hour. the caveman who first thought that cooking meat over an open flame would be good idea. the first guy who drove up to a sporting event 3 hours early, and decided.."hmmmm, maybe i should have about 20 beers and BBQ some meat". the greedy owner that thought he could make a few extra bucks by selling beer at sporting events....now that is genius

My Blog

Do I Look Like I want to talk to you?

Supermodels are beautiful girls, Will. A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high full of the single greatest commodity known ...
Posted by fungus on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:19:00 PST

And then it hits you, like a right hook from Mike Tyson, and knocks you the fuck out

"Here on my ownAll on my ownHow good it feels to be aloneTonightAnd I haven't felt so aliveIn yearsThe moonIs shining in the skyReminding meOf so many other nightsWhen my eyes have been so redI've bee...
Posted by fungus on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:19:00 PST

Anyone wanna joing the ESPN tournament challenge group?

If you do not have an ESPN account, you have to register. it's free, and for bragging rights.....i usually win, when it is for free...money involved, i suckNCAA bracket challengegroup: los Borracho...
Posted by fungus on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 05:55:00 PST

How to not get another date....

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked, in the head, by an iron boot? Of course you don't--no one does--that never happens.Sometimes in the dating world, you have absolutely no c...
Posted by fungus on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:17:00 PST

odds and ends.....just ramblings on a sunday afternoon

We could find a speck of dust and scribble down our life storyWell, i get to be single again. My 2006 was a very good year. I have to thank Sara for that. She was probably the best thing that could...
Posted by fungus on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 12:18:00 PST

USA vs. Mexico...international "friendly" February 7, 2007

Man, what a great night. I have been very fortunate to attend many exciting sporting events in my lifetime. game 3 and 5 of the 1984 NLCS where my Pads punked the cubs. game 3 of the 1998 NLCS when...
Posted by fungus on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 05:52:00 PST

Just a quickee to Flagstaff

Wake up last Saturday, and Sara says that we should take a quick trip to Flagstaff....about 10 inches of snow, and a great fucking time..... | View Show | Create Your Own...
Posted by fungus on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:06:00 PST

I have solved the Mexican immigration debate

How many of you would say you speak English fairly well, but with some difficulty? A little English?I just got done reading an article about the immigration debate. It does take place mostly in Nogal...
Posted by fungus on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 05:35:00 PST

No city in the world like New York City

Life is like that. Sometimes at the height of our reveries, when our joy is at its zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters descend upon us.That was it. that su...
Posted by fungus on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:48:00 PST

Since i work in a zoo, what animal does that make me?

The rest of you people go slam your fuckin' brains against your desks until something useful comes out! How close to fed up with work am i? as close as I am to opening that can of tecate in the fridg...
Posted by fungus on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:30:00 PST