My new Hobby |
As of late I have had very little time for personal use. Since I do not require sleep I have taken a job at the local Kinkos as a photocopy technician. During down time, I have taken up a ...
Posted by General Zod on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:04:00 PST |
Valentines |
I have been dreading this day, as I always have been, however this year it has been much worse. Nearly every Earth female I encounter has not been up to standard, and the ones that are, would no...
Posted by General Zod on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:37:00 PST |
Camping |
Lately I have been feeling a bit out of sorts, due to ever-increasing pressure to track down the son of Jor-el as well as balance an ever tumultuous personal life. Ursa flew over last week and w...
Posted by General Zod on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:36:00 PST |
At the DMV |
Last week, I invited Non and Ursa over to my rather humble studio apartment for a meal and perhaps some Jenga, but with actual buildings. Before they arrived, I realized that I had forgotten to ...
Posted by General Zod on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 09:01:00 PST |
Blind Date |
This weekend past, I was presented by my ally Ursa with a proposition. She knew of a co-worker in Finance who was newly single and I, being a powerful dictator, at times feel lonely. ...
Posted by General Zod on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 10:21:00 PST |
Airport Security |
It is a wonder which I feel, regarding this primitive "security" you humans provide at your "air-ports." Upon placing my newly purchased Samsonite travel tote on provided conveyor belt, I noticed a c...
Posted by General Zod on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The offensive price of meat |
The weekend past I had decided to venture forth and explore one of earth's "supermarkets." Apparently, it is a place where humans exchange colored paper for dead animals and plants, some encased with...
Posted by General Zod on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Hunger for power |
Why must this hunger consume me? It knaws at me, smiting me down, humbling me...no... I cannot be humbled. I seek to devour all which stand in my path. You mortals will never understand one such as...
Posted by General Zod on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
People of Earth |
Your blue planet provides wonder for me, sustaining itself with this yellow sun. I am amazed at your dependency on these "wheeled vessels" you use for travel. Why do you not fly as I do? Such primi...
Posted by General Zod on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
