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Joseph W. James

You're Just A Viewer So Cold And Distant, You're Just Business, You're Worthless

About Me

I'm JOE!!!AIM screenname = dasfreak420

My Interests

karaoke, wrestling, rollerblading, drinking, writing, writing and drawing comics, poop!, watching and performing stand up comedy & sketch comedy

I'd like to meet:

Chris Benoit and the guy who invented the piano key necktie.

Music:

This is the shortened list: Ministry, Siouxsie and The Banshees, Pixies, Secession, New Order, Joy Division, Depeche Mode, Public Image Limited, Sex Pistols, Duran Duran,Culture Club, The Church, Tears For Fears, Echo & The Bunnymen, Violent Femmes, Billy Idol, Gary Numan, Sister's Of Mercy, Psychedelic Furs, Flock Of Seagulls, Morrissey, The Smiths, Peter Murphy, Love And Rockets, Front 242, Cyndi Lauper, INXS, Blondie, Dead Or Alive, Mojo Nixon, Concrete Blonde, Cure, David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Eurythmics, Kate Bush, The Clash, Madness, Selector, Petshop Boys, Yaz, Erasure, The Specials, OMD, Police, Ramones, Peter Gabriel, Devo, Showoff, Atom and His Package, Cars, Screeching Weasel, Dead Milkmen, Breeders, Trey Parker, The Queers, Wumpscut, Nitzer Ebb, Wolfsheim, And One, Guns N Roses, Def Leppard, Bloodhound Gang, The Faint, Primus, Weezer, Rentals, Led Zepplin, Type O Negative, Skinny Puppy, Revolting Cocks, Daft Punk, Pink Floyd, Pantera, Rolling Stones, VNV Nation, Apoptygma Bezerk, Ramstein, Das Ich, The Wake, Project Pitchfork, Reel Big Fish, Blink 182, Less Than Jake, Suicide Machines, Garbage, The Beastie Boys, Switchblade Symphony, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Hole, Madonna, KMFDM, Insane Clown Posse, Aquabats, Pat Benetar,The Process, Covenant, Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Rasputina, Seabound, Propaghandi, Leftover Crack, Mephiskapheles, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Save Ferris, Weird Al Yankovic, Weston, Smashing Pumpkins, U2, The B'52's, Stevie Nicks, Tool, Assemblage 23, Icon Of Coil, Combichrist, Demon Girl, Rotersand, The Birthday Massacre, Imperative Reaction, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, The Jesus And Mary Chain, Shakespear's Sister, Soviet & The Process, Punk, Goth, Industrial, Ska, Pop, Synth Pop, New Wave, Old Wave, Darkwave, New Romantic, EBM, Noise, Noisecore, Skacore, Rave, Ravecore, Techno, Rock, Classic Rock, Almost everybody on Metropolis, The DJ's of QXT's, VH1 Classic's The Alternative, The Retro Active Channel-formerly the New Wave Channel...

Movies:

Scarface, Hellbound Hellraiser 2, Hellraiser, Hellraiser 3-6, Star Wars Trilogy, Swingers, Baseketball, Orgasmo, Citizen Toxie, Better Off Dead, Breakfast Club, Shallow Grave, Die Hard, Super Troopers, Jackass, Fight Club, Zoolander, Party Monster,Edward Penishands, Pork Vaccuum vs The Spiders

Television:

Retro Active Channel, The Alternative on VH1 Classic, WWE, Comedy Central, Saturday Night Live Reruns,ECW on Sci-Fi, NWA TNA, UFC

Books:

Ric Flair To Be The Man, Disco Bloodbath/Party Monster + He's Not That Into You

Heroes:

Trey Parker for continuing to be a comic genius and always breaking new ground, Batman for fighting a losing battle against evil (see Spiderman), Vanity Smurf for being one of the first openly gay actors on TV, Spiderman cause he's a better man than I can ever be

My Blog

Riddle Me This!!!

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Posted by Joseph W. James on Tue, 20 May 2008 01:45:00 PST

My Favorite British Transvestite Comedian

Eddie Izzard - Secret Stand-Up .....
Posted by Joseph W. James on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:13:00 PST

16 Movies That Made Me Goth!

In no order:Batman (1989) not the one with the shark repellentEdward Scissorhands (another Burton film)BeetleJuice (yet another Burton movie. Winon...
Posted by Joseph W. James on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:16:00 PST

SEE ME @ NY COMEDY CLUB SATURDAY FEB. 2nd 2008!!!

On Saturday Feb. 2ndI am performing @NY Comedy ClubManhattan NY241 East 24th StreetBetween 2nd and 3rd AVEYOU MUST SAY MY NAME @ THE DOOR WHEN YOU PAY JOSEPH JAMES!Show starts at 8pmSeating @ 7:40$15 ...
Posted by Joseph W. James on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:10:00 PST

Tacos, Queers & Cold

had to make an emergency run to the nearest open mic after finishing a bunch of errands, losing a poker game and almost getting murdered @ work by a lunatic. I found out that even though I was suppos...
Posted by Joseph W. James on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 03:05:00 PST

Post Open Mic Rant From Last Spring

..> So it's Tuesday night and I'm off tomorrow so I decided to rock out and perform an open mic and then go to a real comedy show at Comedy Cellar afterwards. Great plan! Finish work. Walk to show....
Posted by Joseph W. James on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 08:04:00 PST

Survey About ME!

1. Favorite band - Birthday Massacre2. Favorite comedian - Greg Giraldo3. Favorite color - black like your dad4. Favorite sexual position - alligat...
Posted by Joseph W. James on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 03:19:00 PST

Letter To Tom

wasup!I wish I could change my profile to a stand up comedian profile without starting a whole new one but myspace will not let me.Also for religion there is no Satanist or Humanist yet you have some ...
Posted by Joseph W. James on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 03:15:00 PST

Gotham Comedy Club Saturday!!!

I'm performing @ Gotham Comedy Club208 W 23rd Between 7th and 8thNew Talent Showcase 5:30pmSeating @ 5:15pmReservations 212-367-9000$10. + 2 drink minimumDon't forget to tell them you are there forJos...
Posted by Joseph W. James on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 09:07:00 PST

NWA TNA Is Getting A Little Stupid

It seems like every other storyline has blackmail in it.I'm sick of Abyss getting abused because Mitchell is holding secrets over his head.Then there's Eric Young who is owned by Robert Rude.Back befo...
Posted by Joseph W. James on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:04:00 PST