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Dave Greek

All political and stuff

About Me

Lives in New York.
Tells jokes most nights.
Blathers on the radio for a living.

My Interests

Comedy. Music. Exoplanets. Tapirs.

I'd like to meet:

Other misanthropes. You know what? Scratch that.

Music:

Ben Folds, Elbow, Beck, Spoon, Morphine, Sufjan Stevens, The National, The Eels, Wilco, Cake, Dandy Warhols, Tom Waits, Why?, Black Francis, Bad Religion, Soul Coughing, Queens of the Stone Age, etc.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Snatch, Pulp Fiction, Super Troopers, American Beauty, Knocked Up, Eternal Sunshine o' the Spotless Mind, Shaun of the Dead, Clerks 1 and 2, Porn, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, No Country for Old Men, Thank You for Smoking.

Television:

South Park. Futurama. Lettermang.

Books:

American Apparel advertisements

Heroes:

Canadians

My Blog

An objective review of the iPhone camera

By now, everyone knows the iPhone is packed with features. It's a phone!  It's an iPod!  It lets you know how much grease you have on your fingers! It also has a camera.  Let us ex...
Posted by Dave Greek on Wed, 14 May 2008 11:47:00 PST

Ridin the crimson pony

What happens when you combine a whistle ...... a red dress ...... and all the beer you can drink ...?THE STREETS RUN RED WITH BLOODor just a bunch of drunks in red dresses.Tourists at the white house...
Posted by Dave Greek on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 09:42:00 PST

Legitimate Theatre

One thing every Richmonder (or anyone else, for that matter) must do in life:  SEE GWAR.This was my third time, so I was duly prepared:Baggie for the camera and other valuables. (check)Shitty clo...
Posted by Dave Greek on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:39:00 PST

I'm alive

So I left sunny Las Vegas on May 5th and drove 3,500 miles around the country with my pops.  But before that, I made a VERY important trip to Los Angeles.I woke up to this face for three days.Sa...
Posted by Dave Greek on Mon, 14 May 2007 05:44:00 PST

Goons, Girls and Guns

I've gotten a variety of reactions about that photo of me in the desert, holding a shotgun with a baby's head on top.  What can I say?  A bunch of dudes were in the desert with a bunch of gu...
Posted by Dave Greek on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 04:06:00 PST

Tar-Ghey

For years now I've been astonished at the amount of amazingly attractive women I see shopping at Target.  In contrast, the Wal-Mart down the street is usually filled with schlubs like myself.&nbs...
Posted by Dave Greek on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 07:11:00 PST

Comedy Profile!

I'm officially a "comedian" now that I have converted my normal, unfunny myspace profile into a laff-a-minute, chortle friendly "comedy" profile.  Hmmm... I don't feel any funnier.Shit!A side not...
Posted by Dave Greek on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:19:00 PST

Lactose Tolerance

Kevin is now a world class athlete!From his invite: "Come one, come all - see me make a gluttonous ass of myself as i, alongside 14 other ignoble competitors, attempt to shatter the world record for ...
Posted by Dave Greek on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 01:22:00 PST

East meets West

Old college buddy Roy came out for a whirlwind visit to the Vegas.Amount spent on gambling: $0.00 Amount spent on whores: $1,800.00  (just kidding, Roy's wife!) Recruitin' soldiers at the Hoover...
Posted by Dave Greek on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 09:15:00 PST

Gray Meat from Wal-Mart

Gray Meat from Wal-Mart lyrics by Dave of the Sea (sing to self in the form of hardcore/thrash pioneers S.O.D.) shopping for food at wal-mart great deals help you save but little do you know your li...
Posted by Dave Greek on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 11:19:00 PST