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captain banana

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am BRANDT TOBLER. I am a stand up comedian in VEGAS. i went to elementary school at DEMING-MILLER. Go to BRANDTTOBLER.COM do not pass go pay me 200 dollars...... 307 307 307 307 307.............DOUG STANHOPE AND ME PERFORMING IN MY BACKYARD

Brandt Tobler Stand Up Next Round Showcase
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqTHHqRzaus

this is my showcase at the hollywood improv. If you enjoy it send it to your friends if you don't like it delete me from your friends cause you obviously suck.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

clifford the big red dog, a billionaries daughter, 1 of shawn kemps kids and people that are creative. oh and people that hate security guards!

My Blog

Randy Moss Straight Cash Homey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-aAitwm_yo this is my favorite 5 seconds of TV randy moss answers the question how do you pay your employees at your juice bar? and you know the answer ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:40:00 GMT

its ST Paddys day

So I am sitting on my couch watching college hoops being a complete FAT ASS, and then I realize holy shit its ST PATRICKS DAY.........So i get my fat ass up, get in my car, put in my House of Pain CD ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 18:16:00 GMT

she won't shit in public!!!

one time i dated this girl that told me i got a great title for a country song she said it would be called "SHE WON"T SHIT IN PUBLIC" so i figured shit I should write some lyrics, film a video,  ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 17:33:00 GMT