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About Me

I have a nagging cough. Sometimes I worry I'm going to die prematurely.

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My Interests

There are many things I like to do. Whether or not I actually do them is a completely different matter. For example: I like climbing trees. The last time I actually climbed a tree was nineteen years ago. I was seven.

Things I actually do:

Write. Mostly I jot down observations:

Dancing is absurd - people moving and contorting their bodies to music. If someone was visiting this planet for the first time and they stumbled upon a dance club, they'd think we were crazy.

I also like dinosaurs and outer space.

I'd like to meet:

John Oates. Daryl Hall, not so much.

Music:

The Flaming Lips

-and-

Laura Branigan

Movies:

Mac and Me. ET can suck it.

Television:

I have to have the TV on when I'm falling asleep. The soft glow comforts my senses. Plus, I like to think the noise generated will scare off any would-be middle-of-the-night home intruders.

Books:

I'm currently in the process of reading every book Kurt Vonnegut has ever had published. When I accomplish this, I'm moving onto the Judy Blume collection. A few I'm really looking forward to are Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing, its sequel, Superfudge, and Are you there God? It's Me Margaret.

Heroes:

Marc Summers, Max Weinberg..

My Blog

Life sucks...

Whine whine whine. Boo hoo. Blah. Complain. I'm so sad. Why does the world hate me? Oh man, my life is so terrible. This blog is my outlet for all my hurt and...
Posted by greg* on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 07:13:00 PST

Will you leave me alone now?

The pressure to write a new blog has reached an unbearable high, so I am caving in. I've received seventeen (17) requests over the past two (2) days to post something new. Granted, th...
Posted by greg* on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:24:00 PST

Christmas, Old Skool Style

New article in 'The Sunday Paper'...[was] available on newstands now!-------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------- With Christmas nearing, spoiled b...
Posted by greg* on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 08:19:00 PST

There's logic buried somewhere in here

I'm sitting at my computer smoking a cigarette as I write this. I usually don't smoke inside, but like the idea of chain smoking as I labor away at the keyboard. It gives the ill...
Posted by greg* on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:39:00 PST

Lyrics

I don't usually post song lyrics because the truth is no one really cares to read the lyrics of a song that I like. It doesn't affect them in the same manner or have the same mean...
Posted by greg* on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 12:45:00 PST

I want to live in a black and white world.

Literally. Maybe I'll rip the cones out of my eyes. Here's a picture of the street I live on from the days of black and white. Contrary to popular belief, color did not exis...
Posted by greg* on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 08:04:00 PST

Social commentary at its best

(Cue heavy sarcasm)There's nothing like an "it's funny because it's soooooo true" bulletin posting to start your day. The matter at hand this time around is the hangover. Some clever littl...
Posted by greg* on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 09:08:00 PST

I have a girlfriend. She lives in cyberspace.

The Sunday Paper is my friend as they published another article of mine._______________________________________________________ _________________ Please allow me to state the obvious: The popula...
Posted by greg* on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 10:04:00 PST

I'm ready for September 13th

I stole this from Rolling Stone, without their expressed written consent: ROLLING STONE EXCLUSIVE This summer, the Flaming Lips will add an even higher level of spectacle to their legendary live shows...
Posted by greg* on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:15:00 PST

Part 2: Hey kid, I'm a computer

I tend to choose the most difficult path when making decisions in my life. There's more excitement when you veer from the blazed trail and create your own. You'll encounter...
Posted by greg* on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 08:55:00 PST