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The amazing effect of drugs on spiders

Here's an audition I made for the Flaming Lips...I didn't win but it was fun anyways!

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My Hands are Bananas. I love ze milky pirate.
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Interests?...How about something I hate. Like the toilet paper commercial with those stupid, singing, dancing, pooping bears!"Hold on little bear! The role is bare. Mama's got some that she can share! Is that enough? Yeah, you can be sure, with Charmin Ultra Less is More. When we say Less is More Less is More! More absorbent than the regular ripple brand for sure! What you used to love now you're gonna adore. With Charmin Ultra Less is More! Cha Cha Cha...ULTRA!!...Charmin!"

Did you know that these bears have names and background stories? What's the world coming to? I hate these bears!

I'd like to meet:

John Lennon and...Prince William. I know it's typical but if William could just meet me and realize how in love with me he is, he would look deep into my eyes, and would lean in for a kiss. Nice at first then one of us would use just a little tougue...just little shy tongues at first but then we would both get more comfortable and really start making out....yeah that's right.

Music:

The Beatles, Flaming Lips, The Killers, White Stripes, Wilco, Radio Head, David Bowie, Elton John, Cibo Mato, Beastie Boys, Bjork, Lennon solo stuff, Guster, Johnny Cash, Fleetwood Mac, Queen lots more 80's like Squeeze and Toto...that's right I said Toto!...Pasty Cline, Loretta Lynn, Dolly Parton (Mule Skinner is such an awesome song!), The Beatles, Bluegrass, i'm sure there's more...i'll think of some later

Movies:

Clockwork Orange, The Shinning, Gone With the Wind, Bottle Rocket, Secretary, Silence of the Lambs, Young Frankenstein, Quills, The Man With Two Brains, Zoolander, Airplane!, Coal Miner's Daughter, Walk the Line, The newest Harry Potter, Robin Hood (the Disney version with that fox remember?), Toy Story, Space Camp, The second and third Star Wars (the old ones), It's a Wonderful Life, Some Like it Hot, When Harry Met Sally, Full Metal Jacket,...i can't think of anymore!!

Television:

King of the Hill, Family Guy, South Park, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Sex and the City, Friends, Blues Clues (Steve's the best!!), Futurama, Kids in the Hall, News Radio, Saturday Night Live, Malcom in the Middle, ....

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Farienheit 451, A Brave New World, Eyes of the Dragon, um...i'm not much of a reader...

My Blog

Justin Timerlake is Talented...

...and I Don't Care if You Judge Me If you don't like Justin Timberlake watch these videos and I dare you to still hate him.  He's funny and awesome!  If you already like Justin Timberlake, ...
Posted by Auto on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:03:00 PST

Why Can't I Feel Christmasie?

For some reason I can't get in the Christmas spirit.  I was there last year but...this year...not so much...  I think it might be because we haven't put up a tree or purchased more than...
Posted by Auto on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 06:08:00 PST

Thank you Chuck Mangione

So, I felt like crap yesterday.  I was all sad and irritable at work and then especially so on the way home.  I go home down Atlanta Rd where no one seems to understand that slower cars shou...
Posted by Auto on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 04:29:00 PST

What's Happened to my Life?

What has my life become? It's 11:45pm and I'm alone and I'm eating Ramen Noodles. I've already eaten dinner...long ago...Frozen pizza actually...another reason to wonder what's happened to my life...F...
Posted by Auto on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:51:00 PST

Halloween!!

So Halloween has come and gone but the memories will last a lifetime. The Place:  The Graveyard Tavern The Friends:  Lucky Yates and his girlfriend Christy The Refreshments:  3 let...
Posted by Auto on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:46:00 PST

Math is hard

So, I'm goin' back to school and in order to get in, I think I'm going to have to take the COMPASS which will determine where I stand educationally...ugh... I started by printing out all these practic...
Posted by Auto on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:51:00 PST

I scream, you scream, watch my video about ice cream.

I scream, you scream, watch my video about ice cream. ...
Posted by Auto on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 07:18:00 PST

You Asked For it...My 3rd Weekend

Right before my 3rd Weekend - Flaming Lips @ The Tabernacle!!  It was the most AMAZING SHOW EVER!!!  My good great awesome most coolest friend ever Eric got Wade and I tickets for the show....
Posted by Auto on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:23:00 PST

So Much to Blog Version 1.0

Holy Crap! September has been the busiest month EVER!  Since the very beginning of this month, I have been leaving town every weekend! 1st Weekend - Hartwell Ga.  Home of Lake Hartwell and ...
Posted by Auto on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:00:00 PST

Game Point, bitch!

Game Point Hey ever'body! This long Labor Day weekend was the best ever!  We did alot of drinking and swiming and...ping pong ball playing.  We won some, we lost some...and some of us lost o...
Posted by Auto on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 06:25:00 PST