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pouncyisdead

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About Me

I am a nerd. All day, Every day, All year long.

I live in your computer. I'm a tech dork. I'm so nerdKor. I can rock the hell out of a pair of glasses and a pocket-protector.

Sometimes I'll say something smart. Most times, I'll say something dumb. Sincere and dumb. Like stupid, really stupid, and you will laugh. For a few seconds all of the strangeness will dissolve, the clouds will part, and two people will be comfortable in each other's company. You and Me. Then you will realize, again, how dumb what I said really was.

I will without a doubt, beat you at scrabble. My 4Square kung-fu is unstoppable. I hate that I like people so much. I love people and that feels really backwards and masochistic.

Your mom will wind up liking me better than she likes you, and your girlfriend will too. Seriously, ask my friend's parents. They think I'm a good guy, and they are right and my ego or arrogance won't be able to stop you from agreeing.

In summation, I am a fucking friendship samurai. More fun than a young god on a bender, or a baby in a blender.

My woman and child are rock-stars... "LITERALLY".

My Interests

Art (appreciation and creation ), music, film, cooking, tech (high or low), books, aiding and abetting, breaking and entering, breaking anything, walking along train tracks, foursquare , kickballin', musical elitism, spazzing out, dive bars, My Girls , My Drunken Monkey 4 2 Destruction Crew (Dani, Tami, Scottbot, Crystal, Elaina, Lunchbox, Kurg, Kevin, Muskrat, Dave-of-the-Sea, Alex, Jade, Spencer-for-hire, Esther, Corey, Calyn, other bitches, etc...)

I'd like to meet:

I like fun people. Not conventionally GOOD people, just fun ones. Like you. You are fun right?

I like most everyone, but I don't have the time, ability or inclination to kick it with mopey, slow, gossipy, sad-bastards.

I most enjoy people that laugh, understand tech, can deal with wit, ridicule & sarcasm, and have serious subversive tendencies. If you haven't fought, broken anything on purpose, vandalized something, played foursquare, planted a tree, saved a human or animal life or created a great work of art in the last month or two... then I might not be a good choice for a friend.

You had damn-well better like to act dorky and nerdy and fun-filled. “Why?” you ask. Because I spaz out, a lot, and will embarrass the weak willed… in public, a lot.

Word. A lot.

If you are useless, I hate you... Everyone else, hi I'm Pouncy and you rock & that's "wicked-awesome".



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Music:

Now Playing:
Genres: Noise, Experimental, Glitch, Industrial, Goth, Psych, Swamp, Hip-Hop, DHC, Post-Punk, Electro, Indie, Darkwave, New Wave, No-Wave
Bands: Liars, M83, Xiu Xiu, Legendary Pink Dots, !!!, All Out Assault, ShiftPlus, 2nd Gen, Explosions in the Sky, Muslimgauze, ATR, TSOL, The Adicts, :Wumpscut:, Interpol, Fischerspooner, EraseErrata, Skinny Puppy, Metric, HypnoSkull, Hanin Elias, Ellen Allien, PUA., Sonic Youth, Painteens, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Broken Social Scene, someone in this room secretly hates you, The Arcade Fire, Lolita Storm, The Von Bondies, Blonde Redhead, The Cunninlynguists, Talib Kweli, Islands, The Dears, Wolf Eyes, Black Dice, Black Eyes, EC80R, Deerhoof, Frog Eyes, Melt-Banana, Clinic, Celebration, The Thermals, Snowden, Swan Lake, Broadcast, GirlTalk, The Stooges, The Infernal Noise Brigade, Lederhosen Lucil, Gang Gang Dance, Mirah, The Blow, The Knife.

Movies:

The Thing, The Ring, Kill Bill, Akira, The Cell, Dune, Requiem for a dream, The AniMatrix, 4

Television:

Heroes, Naruto, Inuyasha, Cowboy BeBop, ATHF, BookTV, Food Network

Books:

Favorites: Marabou-Stork Nightmares, Trainspotting, How to be good, Tomorrow Now, Speaking with the Angel, White Noise, Still Life with Woodpecker, Pattern Recognition, Culture Jam

Heroes:

Danielle Haldeman, Freyja Moriko Pouncy, Dave McKean, HR Giger, Joel Peter Whitkin, Ashley Wood, Banksy, Drunken Monkey 4Square, Thomas Edison, Nikola Tesla, Martin L. King Jr., Gil Scott-Heron, My Family

My Blog

Best website evah! Evah!

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ the name is explaination enough.
Posted by pouncyisdead on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 01:46:00 PST

Im witty

      --> -->the Wit (71% dark, 30% spontaneous, 10% vulgar) your humor style:CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARKYou like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably...
Posted by pouncyisdead on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 04:46:00 PST

Crew Jams - 2007 Summer/Fall

drunken monkey 4 square destroyer leagueDM4SDL CJ: 2007 summerCrew Jams Starter/Change ListPouncy:Diplo - Krunk (var 2)Mew - The Zookeeper's BoyMachine Drum - Half the BattleAmon Tobin - AlwaysNew Yo...
Posted by pouncyisdead on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 05:06:00 PST

last State of the Art.

Damn, I was good... I think....
Posted by pouncyisdead on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 04:18:00 PST

Freyja (From Dani's Blog)

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Posted by pouncyisdead on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 05:10:00 PST

The Eagle has landed!

Freyja Moriko Pouncy was born at 12:10 am, Friday night. 7lbs. 5.8oz. It was a 5 1/2 Hour, COMPLETELY natural labor. Dannielle did awesome. We will post picture soon.Does anyone have a baby manual? I ...
Posted by pouncyisdead on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 11:58:00 PST

I cut my hair

so don't be all weird about it when you see me.
Posted by pouncyisdead on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 01:37:00 PST

If you didn't already know.

Okay, so for all of you who don't know yet: Dani and i are having a baby! yes, indeed. We are quite excited and are looking forward to the adventure. We recently went in for the ultrasound and f...
Posted by pouncyisdead on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 03:54:00 PST

Just like life...

Damn life is busy... 4 full-time jobs and the social life of a local celebutante. Tonight my shirt crew's (Fruiton, Boro51, Politik) gig, Static, starts at the BeautyBar and I'm already late....
Posted by pouncyisdead on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 05:26:00 PST

Douche

Tom Cruise is a douche.
Posted by pouncyisdead on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST