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About Me

I'm quiet. I'm loud. My favorite times are when i'm alone. I'm an avid reader as well as a writer. Ideally I would like to use my writing for work and travel at the same time. I'm cynical and maybe a little too trusting. I love vodka martinis. I love to go dancing. Darts, pool, yes. Air hockey! Dressing up is fun-I clean up pretty well. I'm very obsessive compulsive. I have two major pet peeves, including people who are indecisive, and people who don't speak correctly. I'm very laid back and easy to get along with. I like for things to just happen. I have problems with commitments. I'm sarcastic and witty. I like to go on road trips. Girls. Guys. Trying new things. Meeting new people. I can eat a large pizza by myself in one sitting. I love candy. I'm very open, and more times than not it causes trouble. I like cold weather: sitting by the fireplace, hot chocolate, snowball fights. I like watching thunderstorms. Did I mention that I wait until the gas light comes on to fill up? Mostly, though, I don't really know a thing about myself.
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My Interests

Writing, being, reading, dancing, mad libs, candy hearts, humor, thunderstorms, the ocean, stories, cooking, the quadratic equation, sports, conversations, vinyl, road trips, piano, vodka, karmal sutra ice cream, coffe-black, sugar free red bull, sarcasm, warm vanilla sugar lip gloss, wit, condescending remarks

Music:

House/break beats/progressive, Elvis Costello, Johnny Cash, Jeff Buckley, Liz Phair, the Smiths, 80's music!, Van Morrison, Belle and Sebastian, Flaming Lips, Radiohead, Built to Spill, Ben Folds Five, Portishead, Wilco, Coldplay, Apples in Stereo

Movies:

Manhattan, Annie Hall, 9 1/2 weeks, Napoleon Dynamite, Manchurian Candidate (not the new one), Swingers, Party Girl, Dodgeball, Rules of Attraction, any porn, High Fidelity, Say Anything, House of Yes, A Brief History of Time, Kicking and Screaming (again, not the new one), Big Fish, Be Cool, 24 hour party people, Ferris Bueller's Day off, So I married an Axe Murderer, Bowling for Columbine, Two girls and a guy, Closer, Garden State, Kissing Jessica Stein, Donnie Darko, Buffalo 66, The Aristocrats

Television:

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

Books:

Books by: Bret Easton Ellis, Kurt Vonnegut Jr, David Sedaris, John Kennedy Toole, Augesten Burroughs, Sartre, Hunter S. Thompson, Kafka. Son of the Revolution, All Quiet on the Western Front, In Hitler's Germany, Portnoy's Complaint, A Heart Breaking Work of Staggering Genius, War and Peace, The Discoverers, A Tale of Two Cities, The perks of Being a Wallflower, Lost Horizon, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, A Million Little Pieces, Invisible Monsters

My Blog

Who ARE you?

They're everywhere. Lurking, waiting for that one moment that you let your guard down so they can pounce on you. Egotistical, i've got my daddy's credit card and i'm going to pretend that I have ...
Posted by Jane on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 06:51:00 PST

Shitloads of Money

Okay, so it's tax time again. Last year I worked roughly six months, and I pretty much broke even. Almost. So when I received my tax papers this year, I became increasingly nervous about filing becaus...
Posted by Jane on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 06:43:00 PST

Jailhouse Rock

Who really enjoys dating? Sigh. I find myself scrutinizing every male or female I encounter, carefully remaining behind the imaginary caution tape i've hung in my mind. Dating a man is like owni...
Posted by Jane on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 11:20:00 PST

Once Bitten, Twice Shy (part 1, working on it still)

It's bad when your boss pulls you into his office and asks if everything is okay. It's really bad when he tells you that you come off as condescending, and as an aloof bitch. Although my boss says tha...
Posted by Jane on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 07:44:00 PST

Baby (Causing) Fever

(This story takes place at my work, as i'm sitting at my desk) I watched it crawl toward me as the acid in my stomach began balling up and growing into one large mass. The rotten Baby was inching it...
Posted by Jane on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 12:47:00 PST

Real Life

First, I really wanted to put something other than 'sad' in my current mood area. But I'll tell you, sad it is a pretty good word right now. I can't really think of any better. I want to cry. I just ...
Posted by Jane on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 07:02:00 PST

Simplicity

Something comes over me (a feeling maybe? An idea?) as I uncork my second bottle of white zinfandel tonight. This life I lead, this incongruous arrangement that I never saw in any card reading or horo...
Posted by Jane on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 07:41:00 PST

My hell

This week is supposed to be a very easy one. I work a total of 2 1/2 days, and only one doctor is on staff. Today I was given the morning off, and was to report to work around 1 this afternoon. Excite...
Posted by Jane on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 01:19:00 PST

Can't get you out of my head

I'm having a bad obsessive compulsive day. For starters, I got to work today and realized to my horror I had forgotten my pen. I know the office is full of pens, but it's not MY pen. MY pen has not b...
Posted by Jane on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 03:12:00 PST

Line for the above average only

Have you ever broken up with someone only to have them come back at you with: "you will never find someone like me again?" Except secretly you're happy about that? Kinda reminds me of the grocery stor...
Posted by Jane on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 04:11:00 PST