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Dale©

About Me



Well after being put into a space ship and sent off to live my life on another planet, due to the fact that my home planet was experiencing catastrophic seismic occurences that threatened to destroy life as we knew it, I've basically settled into a life of fighting crime and righting injustices in the world. In my spare time I like to sew spandex costumes and bake pot brownies.

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My Blog

Burning Man and how I found myself again in the desert

It's hard to put into any words the experience I had on the playa and even harder to describe it to someone who has never been. I can say however that whatever reasons I may have had in the past for ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:20:00 GMT

R.I.P. Gary Gygax

If you don't know who he is then you are NOT a real nerd in that case it was he who invented Dungeons and Dragons in 1974.Many a meandering misfit in life (myself included) found a place where we fit ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:57:00 GMT

Heard it all before...

The sun shines on you for a time keeping you warm illuminating those dark spots you thought would never see the light of day again and when that inevitable eclipse comes it's definitely noticed b...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 17:44:00 GMT

R.I.P. David Halberstam

(April 10, 1934  April 23, 2007) Halberstam was killed April 23, 2007 at about 10:30 a.m. PDT in a traffic accident in Menlo Park, California near the Dumbarton Bridge.[4] He was a passenger in a Toy...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 13:46:00 GMT

Letter to the DMV

I was recently in the Las Vegas DMV registering my car and pondering which license plate that I was going to get when I noticed the Support Wildlife plate and thought that's something I can ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 16:03:00 GMT

Micro-Soft...Sounds like a personal problem.

You know what I love about Microsoft?  That they're just not afraid to tell you that your totally fucked...no candy coating, no lubrication...just a 'hey sorry buddy you're fucked'...I mean why w...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 23:41:00 GMT

haiku's ad nauseam

I sit at my desk,Scanning through the endless sites.THERE! Inspiration.Fall weather is here.Jack-O-Lanterns all around.I want to smash them.The United States. Imperialistic views. Warnings from the wi...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 04:56:00 GMT

Sympathy from the Devil

I had to move this off of the site it was posted or I was going to lose it...This is an entry to a 55 word short story contest (that's 55 words no more/ no less). -------------------------------------...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 11:12:00 GMT

Cock-A-Doodle

-Someone wrote me and told me that the cock (and it's intentions I suppose) were easily read...so I wrote back: ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------- The cock. ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:46:00 GMT

"What to say to get laid."

  Don't take this personally it was written as a warning to a friend who had asked the question "Where did he get that book anyway,you know, "What to say to get laid"? Now that you've read an exe...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 12:44:00 GMT