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About Me

Consistent in my inconsistency.

My Interests

Your mom. Cooking with your mom. Knitting with your mom. Playing pinochle with your mom. The word pinochle. Trolling Craigslist for Casual Encounters with your mom. Watching Bob Ross with your mom. Going to spin classes with your mom. Going down town and eating 99 cent shrimp cocktail and drinking half yard daquiris and picking up hot men with hot mullets with your mom.Man, your mom rocks.

I'd like to meet:

Snow picknickers

Oh, and these boys.

Music:

Folk music with overwrought lyrics. Blond boys who like hand claps and horns. Bleeps and bloops; sometimes a blip. Stuff from the 70s that is kinda embarrassing. Stuff from the 80s that is definitely embarrassing. Rock n roll pianos. Mostly, it's amazing what four lads from Liverpool can do for your soul.

Movies:

A Hard Day's Night, Help!, Empire Records, The Nightmare Before Christmas, All About My Mother, A Clockwork Orange, Moulin Rouge, Gypsy, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Wizard of Oz, The Graduate, Heathers, The Virgin Suicides, Lost in Translation,

Television:

Kids in the Hall, Mr. Show, Twin Peaks, The Office, Project Runway, Family Guy.

Books:

Jane Eyre. Jitterbug Perfume. Wicked. Nine Stories. Franny and Zooey. Cunt. Cruddy.

Heroes:

Johnny Wheilynn!

My Blog

perspective

big fish::little pondlittle fish::big pondboth = scary as fuck
Posted by crystal dawn on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 10:02:00 PST

Why NYC is Grand

Tonight, Mike and I started with no plans. We ended up:Eating gourmet macaroni and cheese.At the most divey dive bar in existence.Getting snacks from a vending machine restaurant.Were allowed in...
Posted by crystal dawn on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:05:00 PST

Home Is Where The Jerkfaces Are

I didn't take too many pictures on my trip home. I think I ws too busy drinking constantly. My liver still hurts. I am grounded.I wonder if bubbles would come out of Kevin, too.Brear...
Posted by crystal dawn on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:26:00 PST

Fousquare: East Coast

As one who is true to their word, this afternoon witnessed the inaugural game of Vegas style Foursquare in New York City; Brooklyn, to be exact. With a meager turnout of 6 people (but for the fi...
Posted by crystal dawn on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 09:41:00 PST

Guys...

I'm becoming re-obsessed with Guns N Roses.This is bad.help
Posted by crystal dawn on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 10:25:00 PST

Drunken Suday Night Ode to Crew

It's not good. But I was thinking of you (oh, you know who you are you anonymous yous) and this is what came out.I'm better than I've ever been; the only thing that would make it better would be...
Posted by crystal dawn on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:31:00 PST

July in Jerz

Fourth of July in Jersey. I still hurt. That's pretty much all I can type at this moment.This is Ana. We're waiting for Garrett at Port Authority to get on the Jersey bound bus. ...
Posted by crystal dawn on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 05:18:00 PST

Seriously, all they sell is mac and cheese.

S'mac. It's amazing. I ate there the other night and now I think that's all I'm going to put in my face for years to come.You know the drill, picture time:I took a day to be ghey and galla...
Posted by crystal dawn on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:41:00 PST

Fourteen Days

The realization that I actually live here is starting to sink in. Tiiu says my freakout is about 2 weeks away. We'll see.Things are amazing. I'm working at Antonio Prieto Salon as a ...
Posted by crystal dawn on Wed, 16 May 2007 02:46:00 PST

Completely new life? Don't mind if I do!

Well, I'm here in Le Grande Pomme. It's pretty amazing, but the reality of it all hasn't really hit yet. I went and did some grocery shopping today with one of those little bring-it-yourse...
Posted by crystal dawn on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:54:00 PST