I'd like to meet:
Success is your proof;
courage is your armour;
go on, go on, in my strength;
& ye shall turn not back for any!
A coal miner's daughter who turned to the street, youth in Asia, a diamond in the rough, a parenter in crime (position available), white trash kids that have read too many books, someone to fund my extravagant lifestyle of excess, assassins, serial killers, politicians, Psychonauts, unredeemed drug addicts, raving lunatics, euro trash, faggy Goth kids, People who can take a joke , girls who work at Dairy Queen, girls who work at Hot Dog on a Stick, girls with red hair who live in trailers and are pyromaniacs, a combination of the last three kinds of girl, people with way to much free time, people who like to play four square, people who find romance in crime and petty theft, people who know the direction North is not the same as the direction up, people who think to much, people who make extremely dangerous life changing decisions at bars on early Sunday mornings, someone who knows if a technical school for ninja's exists, someone who wants to help start a technical school for ninjas, people who hate baboons as much as I do, people who are true grit, people who are broken, Scandinavian Black Metal friends, people who appreciate the Metric System and like talking about how great it is, people who stalk Morrissey, Morrissey, someone who knows where Morrissey lives in Los Angeles and wants to throw all his patio furniture in his pool, people who have yellow and crooked teeth too, a cobra that I can use to whip panda bears for not breeding to save their own species, a cobra that I can use to whip zoologists that show pandas pornographic panda videos in order to show pandas how to breed to save their own species, someone who knows where Björk lives and wants to throw all her patio furniture in her pool, an independent contractor that will dig a pool for Björk, people who like standing on antique furniture and take pictures of themselves, people who believe you are not supposed to eat more than one time a day, people who don't eat, people who don't sleep well, people who don’t mind getting high every once in a while, people who are sexually liberated, people who swear constantly in inappropriate situations, people who enjoy awkward silences, Ben Weasel, people with Screeching Weasel tattoos, people who talk about other people behind there backs not knowing that that person is behind their back, myself when I was younger, myself in another life, people who are never satisfied with the things they have and want more, people who don't mind going insane sometimes, people who hate fluorescent lights, people who admire grocery stores with perfectly stocked and straight shelves (despite the fact the colors of products and boxes are extenuated by fluorescent lights), people who like to fight underwater and in outer space, people who seek solace in chaos, people who seek chaos in order, people who know that there are no rules of fair fighting in outer space and underwater, someone just like me, Someone to watch horror films with me, preferably a cuddle friend... Oh, also France Gall and Karen Carpenter.
"Kill me again or take me as I am,
for I shall not change"
-Marquis de Sade
You can run,
but you can't hide.
