I will never again tell someone that I am the Master of Revenge(TM). A true Master of Revenge(TM)would NEVER allow unfettered access to their vulnerability by leaving their MySpace page open and unattended on the desktop. I will, however, tell someone that I am a big, fumbly-bumbly baboon who is less than she claims to be. I am still alive and kicking here in Vegas, working it out as only I know how. It's amazing how many people view this stupid website (myself included) I want to say thank you to all the well-wishers for your phone calls, emails, etc. I would also like to thank my sponsors from Dow Industries for supplying me with the lye & other caustic chemicals used to make the Slow Dissolving Anal Death Plug (patent pending), which, in turn, was used to regain my title as Master of Revenge(TM). Onward & Upward. Stay Golden Ponyboy.
