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Jumper K. Balls

i'll be sure to bring my tragic haircut and sense of entitlement.

About Me

  • i rock
  • My Interests

    business plans, pie charts, flow charts, aunt flow, even-flo baby products, selling and buying stuff that has been processed, uncle sloppy, sloppy joes, jo mama, mama tried, a hard rain's gonna fall, autumn, winter, spring, beds, boards, rooms, doors, indecent exposure, northern exposure, moose, mice, disease control, genetic experiments, ethics, morals, manners, protocol, tcp/ip settings, tps reports,

    I'd like to meet:

    most people on myspace =

    Music:

    shit-hot rock.

    Movies:

    yup

    Television:

    yup

    Heroes:

    mom, dad, frank sinatra, winston churchill, elvis, hank williams, rick rubin, steve albini, hugh hefner, larry flynt, lloyd dobbler, keith olberman, clell tickle

    My Blog

    on my way to las vegas

    well, after hard work, dedication, long hours, blood, sweat, and tears, my job is taking me to las vegas. tucson has been good to me. i'll miss it. but bigger and better things await me in sin city...
    Posted by Jumper K. Balls on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    on my way to arizona

    well kids, i've been offered a job in tucson, and i've accepted. i'll be moving around the first week of july.
    Posted by Jumper K. Balls on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST