Next time on Dexter, coaches' sons, Chubbys Night Club, bats (they're nothing but tiny flying bears!) 12 planet theory, Schwartzman's suite (so fucking sweet) the 12 days of birthday, MyChristmas, knowing a lot about a science book (and the French I took) guitars befitting homeless men, (this) ticket splitters, mother frappers, K town, family home evening, secretly liking things, long tail economics, pupils of mine during the Roman candle wars, 2003 UB313, when it's peanut butter jelly time, Fresh Park, suck it airs, Salvo's salvation, me, ion propulsion, Friendster, receiving testimony, loners of Seven Hills, pragmatic use of ki, that which is esoteric, masterbating to Telemundo, pale offs, regressing towards the mean, anima and animus projection, Jungian archetypes, disillusionment, disconnecting, making prepossessing girls days, from four 'til late, coitus, Suetonius, descending into the maelstrom, dystopias, haragei, the Edo period, Greek canon, null hypotheses, Stephen LaBerge, lucid dreams, taking umbrage, being staunch, Oort Clouds, M Theory, and playing with Pandas (they're more dangerous than one might think)
Roxy
Garbage Pail Kids the Movie, Double Indemnity, RASHOMON, Metropolis, Citizen Kane, Paths of Glory, The Empire Strikes Back, any film by Alan Smithee, and Troll II "Nilbog" (that's goblin spelled backwards.)
Basically anything I can watch, because television is terrific.
Paradise Lost. If you like the TV show Lost, and I know you secretly do (I know about your Cure collection too) then you'll love its inspiration, Paradise Lost, by John Milton.Go ahead and tell your dooshy friends the secret.