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Sassy Princess Jocelyn

Founding member of the Jame Ferris Fan Club

About Me


I know - you all miss the old profile where I basically called America "fat" while talking about how I was about to hit the road and have a Big Mac. I miss it too, but all things must change. Here's where we are now: I'm loving 33. Vegas is coming to an end for me, I think, and I'm a little sad about that. I painted my bedroom pink last year and rediscovered how girly I am. I'm emotionally graceful and physically clumsy. The other day I said to my best friend "Are there any men out there who don't need a woman to manage their life?" and she said "Sadly, no. Even the good ones need to be managed." I have three cats and I'm not apologetic for that because it's only a cliche if you don't enter into it willingly. I think that liberal Democrats don't represent me and conservative Republicans don't understand me and that there's nothing wrong with believing in a God no matter how you define that. Sometimes I close my eyes and it feels like I'm actually floating. I often feel like I'd be most happy waiting tables in Hawaii (often). I walk a fine line between total self-loathing and amazing self love, but that's a survival technique I only developed after years of crash and burn. I have four tats, one piercing, seven healed broken bones, one bruised heart and an extra bone where they removed a tail when I was born. No joke.
Read my daily blog at: www.ILovePaulJack.com
See my most current photo stream at: www.flickr.com/photos/jnissa/
See what I'm browsing at: ma.gnolia.com/people/jnissa/tags
I get right with God at thenatureofsand.blogspot.com
Follow my EVERY MOVE at www.twitter.com/jnissa

My Interests

Distance running, Reality TV, boxing, pop culture, BAD pop culture (which one could argue is the same as reality TV), travel, long and lasting friendships

I'd like to meet:

I'll never need children if my friends stay emotionally underdeveloped. If you fit the bill, I'm the girl for you.

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Music:

Lately a lot of Amy Winehouse. Afghan Wigs when I need to get aroused, Michael Penn when I need be reminded, Jack Johnson or Amos Lee when I am weak, River is to Train when I am homesick, John Mellancamp when I need to go back, Kenny Chesney when I need to rock, Oasis when I am dark, Hanson when I am not dark, Atmosphere and Gold Chains when I am hard core, Alicia Keys and Tori Amos when I am Woman, Train and Hootie when I hang with my yuppie friends, Bach when I am scattered, Jennifer Holiday when I am powerful, R. Kelly when I need to be reminded of the absurdity of the world, Tina Turner when I'm getting dressed in the morning, Marvin Gaye when I'm driving in the car, Beyonce when I'm running (are you ready for my jelly?), Violet Indiana when I am still. Anything that's rolling on my playlist.

Movies:

For now and forever, "Until the End of the World", but "Sepet" and "Gubra" run a close second. Every Christmas I watch "Miracle" and "Mystery, Alaska" to feel like there's snow. Every birthday I watch "The Rookie" to feel like there's hope. Lately I've been watching "Love Me If You Dare" more than I'd like to admit. I saw "Monster In Law" in the theaters at full price and "Purple Rain" at a midnight showing hosted by drag queens. I used to own a lot of dvds, but then my scumscuking neighbors robbed me blind and I'm now home cinema-less.

Television:

"American Idol" and I'm not ashamed of it. "24", and not just because Carlos Bernard is the hottest man on the planet, because the guy who plays Sayed on "Lost" took that title which is why I now obsessively watch that show. If it's a reality TV show, I'll watch it. If nothing's on and I need TV noise, "E" or "Sportscenter." Really, this could be worse.

Books:

Fiction: "A Yellow Raft in Blue Water," "The Book of Laughter and Forgetting," "Memoirs of a Geisha," "Call of the Wild," anything Restoration era, anything by Louise Erdrich, "Mysteries of Pittsburgh," "Tiger Eyes", "Red Earth and Pouring Rain
Non-Fiction: "Odd Girl Out," "A Tribe Apart," "Reading the Fights," "Seven Daughters of Eve", "The Runner's Bible."
Totally Guilty Pleasures: "The Witching Hour," "Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood," "Bitch in the House."
Childrens: "Where the Wild Things Are," "Hey, Moonface."

Heroes:

Cleopatra, Hilary Clinton, Ali, Daphne, that woman who started "Children of the Night," Oprah (shut up), Anne Richards, Dave Parker, Fred Rogers. People sucked into Twitter.

My Blog

The Tag Game

Here's how it works: Someone writes a blog with seven weird/random facts about him/herself. Then, at the end of the blog, he/she tags seven people by listing their names. These people then need to wri...
Posted by Sassy Princess Jocelyn on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:29:00 PST

Let me save us all time and show you my real blog

Because I can't post three hundred places! http://www.ILovePaulJack.com Named for one of my favorite gay boys. Sigh. enjoy.
Posted by Sassy Princess Jocelyn on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 04:45:00 PST

Oh Thank Christ.

Thursday, June 02, 2005 Oh Thank Christ. Current mood: so aggitated Oh thank Christ my largest client has discovered the joy of forced employee blogging. I can't tell you how empty my life...
Posted by Sassy Princess Jocelyn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Really? I need another blog like...

Says my client, "Go set yourself up in MySpace like you really wanted to." Says me, "I can totally research that without having to create an account. One community site is just like another." Says my ...
Posted by Sassy Princess Jocelyn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST