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Your Buddy Gooch A.K.A. Brandon Hahn

Zebra Pubes Desperado is in the Motha Fuckin House!

About Me

Hi. My name is Brandon. Your probably thinking "Hey, I wonder what this guy does for living?". Well buckle up lambchop because I'm a "mildly successful" radio on-air personality in Las Vegas who goes by the name "Gooch". (And by mildly successful, I really mean that I haven't gotten fired yet) You can listen to my show every monday through friday from 3 P.M. to 7 P.M on KOMP 92.3 The Rock Station. I am also a local Vegas comic that's worked some of the top clubs in Vegas. I love stand-up in a retarded way. Think of Corky Thatcher with an ice cream cone and that's how happy stand-up makes me. There's no other high like it.

My Interests

Anything that makes me laugh. I need to laugh.

I'd like to meet:

Dave Chappelle, Conan O'Brian, and a beautiful woman who can beat me at Madden, clean the house, cook, has a great sense of humor, doesn't bleed once a month, can teach me spanish, can't get pregnant until we're 40, and has the ability to reassure me that everythings gonna be alright....(I know the last one is made up, but a guy can dream. Can't he?)

Music:

Rock, Metal, underground Hip-Hop (not the bullshit you hear on the radio.), and Punk Rock (not the bullshit you hear on the radio.) Fuck bands like My Chemical romance, Panic at the Disco (I don't care where they're from. They Suck!), and just about any new band that has come out recently.....I did say almost every band. Their are a few that I like, not love, just like. Where has all the angst in rock n' roll gone?

Movies:

Anchor Man, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Blazing Saddles, Old School, Pulp Fiction, Braveheart, Shawshank Redemption, Spider-Man 1 and 2, White Men Can't Jump, Good Will Hunting, Swingers and most importantly The Big Lebowski.

Television:

John from Cincinatti, Entourage, The Soup, NFL Football, NBA Basketball, NCAA Football, cartoon network, Comedy Central, and ESPN.

Books:

Books Shmooks

Heroes:

Dave Chappelle, Conan O'Brian, and my parents. I love momma.

My Blog

2 DAYS UNTIL THE BIG DIE TRYING SHOW

I'm sure you have seen about a trillion bulletins (give or take) about the HUGE Die Trying Comedy Show coming this Saturday at 9:00 PM to the University Theatre. What you may not have seen is a little...
Posted by Your Buddy Gooch A.K.A. Brandon Hahn on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 06:57:00 PST

THE BEST BLOG EVER

I'm sure you have seen about a trillion bulletins (give or take) about the HUGE Die Trying Comedy Show coming this Saturday at 9:00 PM to the University Theatre. What you probably haven't seen is a li...
Posted by Your Buddy Gooch A.K.A. Brandon Hahn on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 02:19:00 PST

How do you measure success?

That's an easy question to answer,.....for some. But too much of anything is always a bad thing. Some will tell you the ladies (or men for all you dirty gals out there) is what equals success. An...
Posted by Your Buddy Gooch A.K.A. Brandon Hahn on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 11:59:00 PST

We are not that different

 Women seem to think that guys are only interested in hot girls. Which is true. But why is that bad? How can something be so wrong when it feels, tastes, and looks that right? I always hear women...
Posted by Your Buddy Gooch A.K.A. Brandon Hahn on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 12:07:00 PST

Writing these blogs keeps me from being Homicidal part 1

What ever happened to good quality action movies? Where are the Terminators, The Rockys, and the Bravehearts? And I'm not talking about sequels that are ten years overdue like Rocky 6 (soon ...
Posted by Your Buddy Gooch A.K.A. Brandon Hahn on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 10:52:00 PST

Why I love stand-up comedy

I think it's because I could make a difference in someones life with every joke I tell. I'm not saying that if I make a joke about condemns, people are gonna be checking themselves into drug reh...
Posted by Your Buddy Gooch A.K.A. Brandon Hahn on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:25:00 PST