If you ever witness the stand-up of a good comedian, you should be thinking... "This is just wrong." Comedians are paid to say what others don’t. They are paid to say what everyone thinks but nobody wants to say in public because of the fear of being thought of as politically incorrect....... Getting the Corporate Job on FunnyOrDie.com .. I love to drive around Hollywood and yell at idiots, I love to laugh and make fun of myself and other people. I love to annoy people who are uptight and have no sense of humor it’s one of my favorite things to do. I am not an angry person, just on stage or in the bedroom. I love to stay up late at night when its real quiet. I love stupid teen dramas that no one thinks is cool, so i tivo them and watch them in the middle of the night so no one will see me watching them. I love all things that are not a good idea. I love anyone that has had the courage to be different, (not really, i just put that in there to sound like a 16 year old dreamer). I like people who do not take themselves seriously and have the courage to make fun of me when they meet me, I love all that’s creative that comes from ones heart, (or balls). I pray for the day when we can send home all posers, negitivity and yes men. my goal is to make that happen and awaken the masses (wow, a little self involved I know, but why not) if your reading this and are annoyed, Great, that makes me happy, if your reading this and your inspired then,, there might be sumptin wrong with you,, but know that I like you and ask you for your help with my comedy revolution...
You,,,, before i completley sell out.....
Here is the award winning "Best Music Video for under 10,000 for 2007" that I wrote, produced and starred in.. Enjoy, we have another one the way! .. I Get It on FunnyOrDie.com ..All 80's music, 30 Seconds to Mars, Black Label Society, Johnny Cash ,Talking Heads, Velvet Revolver, Chevelle, Avenge Sevenfold, A Pemanent Holiday, Goldfinger, Tool, Linkin Park, Foothooker, The Killers, The Used, Queens of the Stone Age, Weezer. No Country, No morons. Beyonce,Hannah Montana, Shakira.
The Legend of Jack and Chuck, Big Leboski, and The Bang Bus and anything with Peter Sellers, Woody Allen or Reese Witherspoon.Here are a couple of video's from my new show, The Consultants .. Forget your resume on FunnyOrDie.com .. .. Who's Your Daddy? on FunnyOrDie.com ..
The Sheild, The Office (British or American),Seinfeld (Still great) ),, Triumph the insult comic dog dvd, Reno 911, Colbert Report, The Wire, Jimmy Kimmel (a fellow ASU sun devil), Rescue Me, Anytime Dom Rickels in on. Dean Martin Roast's, Best of Carson.This is a clip from a pilot I was in called "Foothooker", with Ray Liotta width="425" height="350" ..
Way of the Peaceful Warrior ,Love Signs, The Bible, Confereracy of the Dunces, Wayne Dwyer, Anything by Brett Easton Ellis and of course Playboy.
Donovan McNabb, Manny Ramirez, Mitch Hedburg, The Game, Jason Giambi (cause the day after his public apology about steroids in NYC, I saw him at a strip club in vegas, I guess he was really sorry!) All our armed forces fighting for us, Mario Joyner, Bell, Biv and sometimes Divoe..